"Garen just ulted me for 2000 true damage, Fucking broken needs perma ban"

lolipopevelynn·Nov 2, 2015·103 votes·9,163 views

ya, he ulted you when you were at 10 hp. a baby wolf could have killed you at that point.

109 Comments

TurquoiseYoshiNov 2, 201512 votes

item 3751 One tick could have killed you.

item 3512 One Voidling could kill you.

item 3075 Someone with just this could have killed you in one attack from you.

Amumu W could have killed you at Level 2 with one tick, not counting its scalings.

summoner 11 could have killed you.

item 1038 active could have killed you.

item 3056 'd turret could have killed you.

Okay maybe I got carried away...

BakedLotionNov 2, 201513 votes

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One tick could have killed you.

One Voidling could kill you.

Someone with just this could have killed you in one attack from you.

W could have killed you at Level 2 with one tick, not counting its scalings.

could have killed you.

active could have killed you.

'd turret could have killed you.

Okay maybe I got carried away...

voidlings dont hit champions lel

TurquoiseYoshiNov 2, 20154 votes

Exactly.

Kat HeadNov 2, 201523 votes

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voidlings dont hit champions lel

item 1038 active is pretty weak also.

HayRossNov 2, 20151 votes

Is this a season 6 change or a typo?

ChaosThiefNov 2, 20151 votes

Read the first post in the comment string.

HayRossNov 2, 20151 votes

That doesn't answer my question

ChaosThiefNov 3, 20151 votes

The original comment said that " item 1038 active could kill you"

HayRossNov 3, 20151 votes

My question was that does BF sword now have an active, or was that a typo?

Ariel the CruelNov 3, 20154 votes

I think it was a joke.

IcyPepperNov 3, 20151 votes

No it doesn't, not even in PBE.

It was just a joke.

StoryDuckNov 3, 20151 votes

Malzahar wait..what?

ArmisXDDNov 3, 20151 votes

item 3157 Someone who was in Zhonyas stasis could have killed you

GetMariahCarriedNov 2, 201510 votes

I've still seen Garen's ult kill a pretty decked out tank at one-third health, which is a little crazy, but hey, come on: at any given time, only one champ is at risk of that, and b) you know if it's you, and c) with all these glass-cannon psycho-steroids coming in from the PBE, I don't think Riot needs to dial back its tank patch.

Riot's philosophy: "The Problem: SOME champions are broken. Solution: EVERY champion should be broken."

Then EVERY fan will be sadistically happy. I salute you dev team. You're all badasses. Ignore the naysayers:

"And when everyone's super, no one wi-" SHUT UP INCREDIBOY!!! >:(

ayNigerianPrinceNov 2, 20154 votes

Last part made me giggle. +1

TyroneWatermelonNov 2, 20151 votes

{quoted}

I've still seen Garen's ult kill a pretty decked out tank at one-third health, which is a little crazy, but hey, come on: at any given time, only one champ is at risk of that, and b) you know if it's you, and c) with all these glass-cannon psycho-steroids coming in from the PBE, I don't think Riot needs to dial back its tank patch.

Riot's philosophy: "The Problem: SOME champions are broken. Solution: EVERY champion should be broken."

Then EVERY fan will be sadistically happy. I salute you dev team. You're all badasses. Ignore the naysayers:

"And when everyone's super, no one wi-" SHUT UP INCREDIBOY!!! >:(

That moment when the adc is marked and garen kills it at 50% ho with point and click

RendarkanNov 2, 20154 votes

I purposely have my ult key set to delete because my keyboard allows me to do such an act. So in the literal terms...

I can delete people.

IcyPepperNov 3, 20151 votes

But ADC's are all about the point and click damage! D:

FritterzNov 2, 201510 votes

Baby Wolf OP Plz Nerf...

http://i.imgur.com/8c87uNB.jpg"

SwapShadowsNov 2, 20157 votes

no I think people are upset at the fact that he's ulting you at near 50% of your hp while doing that kind of damage just because you so happened to kill his teammates.

ExHentaiNov 2, 201548 votes

It takes ~3700 missing health to take 2000 damage from Garen's ult at rank 3. You should be more concerned about the players building 6 warmogs to even be able to take that kind of damage at 50% HP.

Mecha MaIphiteNov 2, 201535 votes

5 warmongs and cinderhulk

Zac

360D3GR3SSNov 2, 20157 votes

THERE IS NO COUNTERPLAY....wait..... item 3153

Nunya BezwacksNov 2, 20151 votes

getting nerfed boy.

Chaotic ReksNov 2, 201515 votes

Vayne getting buffed boy

NegusInParisNov 2, 20152 votes

getting buffed vs tanks and nerf vs squishes boy

MohawkBirdNov 2, 20153 votes

At 1500 HP her damage is exactly the same pre nerf. Sad thing is even most squishies get past 1500 HP, which means she pretty much got ultimately got buffed.

NarzghalNov 2, 20155 votes

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5 warmongs and cinderhulk

Volibear item 3742 item 3709 item 3022 item 3065 item 3083 item 3111 I'll get 5500 health

lolipopevelynnNov 2, 20151 votes

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I'll get 5500 health

meh, item 3022 is essentialy a 2nd item 3083 in terms of defense.

Nunya BezwacksNov 2, 20151 votes

they are nothing alike but ok.

IcyPepperNov 3, 20151 votes

In terms of defense, as in a 100 health difference...

ProfDrDeathNov 3, 20151 votes

More like 200 now.

'mogs buffed to 850, Frozen Mallet nerfed to 650.

Nunya BezwacksNov 3, 20151 votes

no thats like saying dead mans plate was the same as Frozen mallet cus it has a slow and 600 health instead of 700 completely different items bought for different purposes. having one similar stat doesn't make them the same.

spavinedNov 2, 20152 votes

just building normally on jungle sion you very realistically get to that type of health pool albeit it being a pretty long game

xConstantzNov 2, 20152 votes

Former jungle Sion main. 40 minute games usually end with me sporting like almost 6 thousand health. Its possible.

BronzoidNov 2, 20157 votes

Death recap is stupid, it should show actual damage dealt

GetMariahCarriedNov 2, 20154 votes

Yeah it REALLY should show how much damage that true damage is doing.

FastAsHeckNov 2, 20156 votes

but I need to know that summoner 4 dealt 12 true damage to me!

YambrinZNov 2, 20155 votes

r.i.p. dfg garen

Virgin RayNov 2, 20154 votes

Or a Bard auto without meeps.

Shac NorrisNov 2, 20152 votes

I kill an enemy, get the mark.

My ally kills an enemy, doesn't get the mark, it stays on me.

instantkill

Dunkrius2gNov 2, 20152 votes

Which he can only do on champions that are the villain. Just be happy that he can't reset that or he will be disabled instead of benched (if you know who I am referring to).

Lastly, that wouldve been a waste of an ult just for someone who is not necessarily "10hp" but enough to die without using ult. Garen would be better off holding on to that for the other champions waiting to spawn. Asking for a perma ban for a champion that is meant to "execute " is just silly.

That Murphys LawNov 2, 20152 votes

As a fed adc I took 48% magic damage from his ult while I wasn't the villain. To be fair, I face checked a bush which allowed him to get the initial 52% damage but, why do single target 0 cc ults hit so hard :(

OneSmoothDudeNov 2, 201514 votes

It can hit that hard because it's single-target and doesn't have CC. :P

DorkunedAurasNov 2, 20151 votes

if you're the villain, this ult will NOT kill you if you're at 48% hp. I think the math nerds say it's 40%. So you must've already been down some hp when he did that.

That Murphys LawNov 2, 20152 votes

It has a base damage + scaling off missing health. Around level 16 with 30 mr and 800 out of 1600 hp, garen rank 3 ult would hit for 845 magic damage.

Don't ignore 525 base damage. You wouldn't ignore Brand ult base damage would you?

WookieJesuzNov 2, 20152 votes

Little do you guys know, but me and my friends found the secret to defeating garen: Kill everybody EXCEPT garen, THEN kill garen. c:

apple juíce Nov 3, 20151 votes

lol no he 2 tanky and does a shitt ton of damage so after u get low while killing off the enemy team he'll find u guys and then freakin get even more fed nice try tho

WookieJesuzNov 3, 20151 votes

If he's going AD Garen then of course he will wreck face and kill people, BUT as a result of going AD he will be squishier and your team can probably burst him before he does anything too major.

If he's going Juggernaut, then your team should be able to ignore him with mild peel, a nunu snowball or a thresh flay perhaps.

If he's going full tank then you can ignore him.

He may be annoying in lane, but he's quite easy to deal with if he's not uber duber fed.