Rules said to mention Teemo as often as possible.

Teemo. He's the staple of Bandle City and low elo nightmares. He's as safe as Vladimir and has map presence like Evelynn and Warwick combined. Let's all love Teemo's amazing gameplay. Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemoing Teemo. To Teemo or not to Teemo, that is the Teemo.

So, a Teemo, Teemo and Teemo walk into a tavern. The Teemokeep asks, "What'll be?" The Teemo said, "Uh I'll have a Teemo." The Teemo said, "I have -tch a Teemo." Yeah he wants a Teemo. And the Teemo said "I Teemo anything as long as-" wait, lemme Teemo.