Who the fuck made leblanc?
Hate speech on leblanc, riot fuck this champ.
Well my reign of jungle has become boring so I have tried other lanes, whilst learning adc ashe I decided to go mid a few games because zed just sounds like a lot of fun. And then I remembered fucking leblanc exists and I no longer want to live.
WHO THE FUCK CREATED HER! He should be fired out of a fucking canon into the sun.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE COUNTERPLAY?!
This stupid dumb fucking of a goddamn champ has pissed me off since her fucking creation. I will NEVER understand why the fuck she's allowed a goddamn ekko ult on a 10 second cd. It's the greatest mobility spell to ever fucking exist, and guess what. IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING UP!
Her kit is r%%%%%ed and the rework was the dumbest fucking thing riot ever did, aside from make true damage.
Her old passive was when she gets low a clone appears, her new passive IS HER OLD FUCKING Q!!!!!!
Her old Q, you get hit and a dot is put on you, if she slaps you with any other ability it FUCKING HURTS. Yeah let's put that on a fucking passive. WHO DID THIS?! WHY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! That's actually fucking stupid, you decided and I'll tell you this was the whole fucking conversation.
"Hey what if we made an assassin that has absolutely no fucking weakness or counterplay whatsoever" No paul that's r%%%%%ed. "Okay fine what if we instead made it the most mobile character in existence, who can burst you from a safe distance and is never in harms way what so ever" SOUNDS FUCKING GOOD PAUL LEMME SNORT MORE OF THIS COKE! WOOOOOOO!
That's pretty much how it went, because ANY game with a leblanc, I fucking get out the whisky and get drunk then fucking uninstall your goddamn game only to enter the vicious cycle all over again. She's not a good fucking champ, she's beyond annoying there is not a fucking thing most people can do against her. You want to chase? NAH BITCH! blinks across the fucking lane, oh you caught her? presses the fucking attack and blinks RIGHT BACK. For no cost! Just remove her mana riot, go ahead not like it even fucking stops her.
Oh you managed to catch her AGAIN, Well good thing her ult is a FUCKING REPEAT CAST! She can just do it all over again, and you somehow caught her 3 times? SHE CAN JUST RECAST THE ULT MIMIC AND GO RIGHT BACK. Then by the miracle of god and satan coming together someone caught her a 4TH TIME!!!!!! OOOOOH SWEET JESUS! SOMEONE MANAGED IT? HER BLINK! W! IS RIGHT BACK UP!
Her ult is a 4th ability, that does more damage, she had endless ways to "outplay" you and combo you into next year, she has NO COOLDOWN. On her passive so she can just Q W E Q W E WERQW EQW RQWEQWRQWEQW QQQQQQW RR E WQ QEQR QR QWEWR Any of those in any order and kill everyone, I'm fair enough to say the ONLY champ good against her is veigar. And he's on another level of annoyance, because he'll just farm and E if you want to talk to him.
Oh also if you're not surronded by minions she has this easy to land tether on her E, that if it hits you, it will not break. And it detonates her passive automatically. If she ult casts this, there are now TWO chains on you and yes...it double procs the passive fucking TWICE! She can instant kill you with a single fucking button. She can just W up to you, point blank the E, then watch you die from 6 miles away because breaking the chain ISN NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE.
Riot fire the entire balancing department...oh you did....6 years ago? makes sense.
