Hey Singed Players

Jinzo Torrance·Dec 23, 2016·3 votes·956 views

This is just a salty rant, downvote and move on.

If you want to proxy a lane, proxy just your fucking lane.

Differently from your """champ""", most champs do actually SCALE in the late game so stay the fuck away from proxing Mid and Bot so you don't make your team lose the game by starving them from Gold and Exp.

It's already enough to see you guys running around like idiots hoping that your poison lowers the enemy IQ and ELO so they follow you for 5 minutes and you trying to be useful in teamfights by running straight at the enemy ADC hoping to get your E off which never happens, how about you let your team carry you after you get your 1 inch powerspike by buying Ryalis instead of stealing their creep?

Rant off, probably was just a new Singed player but w/e, picks Singed in ranked and does this shit, ffs.

11 Comments

EschetonDec 23, 20164 votes

Singed double proxy allows midlane to group with bot without fear of losing tower. While mid is pushing hard. The dragon control and ability to take towers is massive. Especially if they come and chase him.

Something tells me you chose to stay mid and achieve little however.

Jinzo TorranceDec 23, 20162 votes

Something tells me their midlaner will be level 17 while yours will be at 13 and gold starved because of Singed proxying his wave, your mid needs to be good at roaming, your bot needs to be decent and not losing matchup and your Jungler needs to come drag too or you risk throwing it, while this proxy moron hopes the enemy to come stop him from griefing his own bot/mid.

AlienPrimateDec 23, 20164 votes

There is a major flaw to your statement just now. You can roam and get good exp from towers, drag, kills, and rift harold while their middle laner either has to stay in mid to kill minions under tower, back to stop singed, or follow your roam losing middle towers. The enemy middle laner is at far more of a disadvantage than you are without minions. If the level difference is that bad then the enemy team has let singed farm way too long and can probably 1v3 pretty easy and you are terrible at the game.

Jinzo TorranceDec 23, 20161 votes

Yeah you can if you want, but you are forced to by Singed.

So he loses middle tower but your top tower is magically shielded from their top and minion?

The enemy mid is at an advantage, his whole team may be not at a disadvantage depending on what will happen, the enemy mid will have levels and gold on your mid except if you pulled a drag, a double and a turret bot.

Sorry, I'm not english so maybe this is my piss poor reading comprehension, but did you just type that a Singed could 1v3?

EndlessSorcererDec 23, 20164 votes

Double-proxy is a fairly standard tactic for Singed players since:

It lets him hit his powerspike(s) earlier
It frees up his mid-laner to roam and take objectives
It distracts the enemy team.

However, it tends to rely on other players knowing how to work with the map pressure provided. If the mid-laner just sits mid-lane instead of acting elsewhere, they aren't actually taking advantage of it.

If you want to learn more about how and why double-proxy works, Singed420 has plenty of videos on Youtube and a couple guides.

Jinzo TorranceDec 23, 20162 votes

Powerspike? lol, Singed has powerspikes other than a 2 minutes one after building Rylais?

It forces the mid roam the best way he can and haul his ass to defend top, attempt dragon or bring jungler bot for a 4 man bot otherwise he becomes dead weight AGAINST his will, all while Singed make him lose creep.

Distarct who? A low ELO team? Who the fuck goes to stop a griefing Singed that starves his own team and is probably worth 25 gold if you can kill him after you chase him for 5 minutes? Why they should go for him and not defend Drag or their Bot?

I want Singed player to stop forcing this shit upon my team, proxy your wave, if possible we will take dragon and 4 man bot, I swear, but don't steal your team farm, what the fuck? Why do you have to grief them?

EndlessSorcererDec 23, 20162 votes

Powerspike? lol, Singed has powerspikes other than a 2 minutes one after building Rylais?

He gets a powerspike with every item finished and at levels 6/11/16 like most champions. Several examples would be finishing Rylai's Crystal Scepter, Liandry's Torment, Deadman's Plate, Zz'rot Portal, Righteous Glory, or Guardian Angel due to the utility they all provide.

Distarct who? A low ELO team? Who the fuck goes to stop a griefing Singed that starves his own team and is probably worth 25 gold if you can kill him after you chase him for 5 minutes?

If Singed is in the enemy team's base, they can't push towers. At all. _ Considering the game is won through taking towers, inhibitors and killing the nexus, this is pretty bloody important._

Singed can easily double-proxy (and triple proxy with Zz'rot Portal), so the enemy team will have no minion waves with which to take towers.

If they don't have a player defending a lane, minions will just run into their towers to reduce their health and cost the enemy team gold and experience. As such, your team will either:

Have a numeric advantage when contesting objectives
Be gaining a gold advantage while minions suicide to the enemy towers

KVbqbFsC8eDec 23, 20162 votes

I like when they proxy vs Nasus.

EschetonDec 23, 20161 votes

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I like when they proxy vs Nasus.

It's rare to see a good Nasus these days tho. I find proxy to work quite well as I can get more done on the map. Even when he goes full Raidboss Nasus I can use the free farm and lack of early/mid pressure to tilt his team against him.

KVbqbFsC8eDec 23, 20161 votes

Yeah unfortunately I cannot control my teammates. All too often if a Singed is proxying my team will start freaking out spamming pings and chasing the Singed, while I'm just freefarming as Nasus with 600 stacks by 20 minutes.

EschetonDec 23, 20161 votes

When fed, like most bruisers Singed can 1v3 when his ult is up. And probably walk out with a double. Fed includes minions.

Also, Singed scales quite well into lategame. But probably not on the facemelting metric you might be judging them on.

That said, double proxy is a douchy thing to do and should only be attempted with clear purpose in mind.