Top lane is going to be mage lane soon
Mages cannot defend themselves well against assassins anymore since they run oom so quickly. Top lane will soon be run by the likes of Orianna and Malz soon, I'm willing to bet.
Everyone knows the mid lane rejects either become supports or top laners.
So bruiser mains. You had mana regen nerfed and itemization nerfed too. Are you happy?
Bring it on.