League of fucking Yasuo

Why pick another champion when:

1. 3 HP Yasuo.
2. That has no boots.
3. That has Nunu E chasing him - spell locked, already traveling ready to kill him.
4. Decides to press Q and knocking Nunu up, then mash R.
5. Yasuo blinking 3 Kog Maw R ult screens to ult Nunu.
6. Dealing 4000 damage.
7. While Nunu E still hasn't landed.
8. Nunu dying.
9. Redashing another 3 Kog Maw R ult screens in front of Nunu.
10. And shielding 3000 hp.
11. To survive that 5000 E burst.
12. That Nunu's E that traveled 6 Kog Maw R ult screens.
13. Yasuo surviving, blinking for a total of 6 Kog maw R while safely returning to the fountain.
14. While the whole map has less size than 6 Kog Maw ult.

So why pick another champion when such a hacking champions exist?

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. . . . . . . . . This is not a serious post nor a rant or QQ, I'm just hoping a gave you laugh by reading this.