Jungleology 101: Behavior Control

Ready 2 B Blamed··3 votes·709 views

As a jungler you will find that you are the most susceptible to being blamed. You will find players that will say the following: "You no life fucking fucker fuck of all fucks you should gank my lane before the game even starts! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!" or "I just died 3 times solo WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JUNGLER?!?!" and maybe even "I got ganked 3 times in a row, I don't know how to avoid ganks but that's okay, cuz my jungler is as dumb as Tyra Banks 4Head".

Just put them on mute... Just. Mute. Them. They are not worth your time, just try to carry as best as you can. If your a tank jungler and your carries tilt, your fucked. That is why I don't recommend playing tank jungler, but anyways: Don't acknowledge your teammates in any of your games. They are NPCs that are only good for intelligence and use of their abilities. Use them as pawns and carry the game on your own. If they are tilted and are trashtalking you, mute them and don't do that stupid childish nonsense. You know, telling them they are muted before muting them so you can put them more on tilt. 1. that means your tilted too, which is where you lose the game. If you get tilted you lose PERIOD. 2. It puts your toxic pawn even further to tilt which may even make them afk and you have one less pawn to use. 3. Your drowning the atmosphere around you and your pawns even further to the depths of tilt. Which pretty much puts everyone on tilt and things are obviously worse if everyone's tilted and can't judge the game properly.

Whether you like it or not: You are playing this game by yourself and you can't rely on anyone in soloQ. Unless your playing dynamic queue but that's a different story altogether. If you depend on your team you are only acknowledging them as "good" actual players and you will consistently find that your disappointed by how they ACTUALLY play and your gonna blame them and that's easily at least 2 players tilted and the key player, which is you, is the biggest one you don't wanna tilt. So, just focus on how you play and your own mistakes and disregard your teammates completely.

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GimmeGotShot4 votes

Copy Paste for all roles.

To true.

Ready 2 B Blamed1 votes

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Copy Paste for all roles.

To true.

Except for ADC, I mean you should still but as ADC you kind of have to rely on SOME help. That is my theory as to why ADC is the most toxic role. :P

36949613_DEL1 votes

Sometimes top is most toxic role , for example , riven crying for loosing against darius classic cry.

God of Bagels1 votes

What do you do when you're jungle and every lane is pushing aggressively and people complain about how they aren't getting ganks and the enemy team's jungler is a God?

Ready 2 B Blamed1 votes

[{quoted}](name=God of Bagels,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ffs2Wriy,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-02-19T19:35:00.474+0000)

What do you do when you're jungle and every lane is pushing aggressively and people complain about how they aren't getting ganks and the enemy team's jungler is a God?

Use the map to your advantage. First, let's all all lanes are pushed in and are playing aggressively. Okay, the enemy junglers' red is up, so assume he's at that side of the jungle (let's say your blue side and he's red side) so he's at his topside jungle, type that in chat and tell your top. Keep track of where the jungler is going in your mind. Your top should be playing carefully and mid should be leaning towards the bot side of his lane. Bot should be playing aggressive. Juts control the game the way you want to and look for ganks you can pull off.

jaymc11301 votes

[{quoted}](name=God of Bagels,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ffs2Wriy,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-02-19T19:35:00.474+0000)

What do you do when you're jungle and every lane is pushing aggressively and people complain about how they aren't getting ganks and the enemy team's jungler is a God?

Anticipate where the enemy jungler will be and counter gank him when he makes a move...

Or lane gank.

Basic stuff.

Athenes Lulu1 votes

More like soloQ 101.

You know, the golden rule to never trust anyone. Even if you're supporting.

Ready 2 B Blamed1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Cancerous Lulu,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=ffs2Wriy,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-02-19T19:47:40.627+0000)

More like soloQ 101.

You know, the golden rule to never trust anyone. Even if you're supporting.

Well, this rule just isn't followed typically.

Athenes Lulu1 votes

People don't follow this rule, but they should.

As a support you get to decide who to peel and/or help get fed; you're not limited to just your ADC especially if he is stupid, just died, or you have more important targets to help.

As an ADC you get to decide on who to kill and stay with so you die less; you're not limited to work with just your support especially if he is stupid, is dealing with other teammates, or happens to not be here.

As mid/top, sometimes it's not a good idea to just rely on your jungler especially when he is too busy or too shitty to even show up to your lane.

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It's more on a matter of better judgment in general, but that doesn't mean you put full trust on a specific teammate blindly. I mean, as a jungler you shouldn't necessarily trust your laners because they are often stupid, so as a laner you shouldn't necessarily trust your other teammates for the same reasons.

Though you are right, as a jungler you have lots of control.

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