Riot, what the fuck is this matchmaking?

https://i.imgur.com/44bYs5t.jpg

'Lol but normal MMR and ranked MMR are totally different, maybe they had high normal MMR!!11!11!'

No, they didn't.

The Vladimir was suicidal and extremely bad. He missed roughly half the CS on every wave and played like a suicidal monkey. There were multiple times he died without pooling. It also spent the entire game raging at everyone for not helping it every time it killed itself.

The Riven was also suicidal and extremely bad. It tried to dive Poppy like four times in a row at level 2/3/4 and missed half of it's combo and died each time. At one point, it actually tried to dive her from 100% health while there were 3 waves of minions backed up, and died, losing out on all of the CS and EXP. Also raging all game.

The Kai'sa got bodied at bottom lane, but I didn't actually see it play, because I was too busy watching top and mid play like monkeys. It was duo queued with the support, though, so maybe it's understandable that it's in this game, but I have no fucking idea why the other two were put on this team.

But hey, good thing you have more important priorities, like that worthless emote bubble system. Clearly far more important than fixing the abortion that is matchmaking.

I'd rather wait in queue for 15 minutes than spend 15 minutes waiting to surrender in a game like this. This shit needs to be fixed.