Now that URF is Gone, Give Back Revive

Hey Riot, now that URF has left the client, you should really give back Revive. I have yet to see any reasoning provided that can't be argued.

It was toxic for the game! It should stay removed! Mmmkay. Still waiting for them to leave.

No one picked it. {{summoner:2}} was replaced with is useless when you learn how to manage mana. {{summoner:17}} Apparently this is "picked occasionally" in dominion, but how often is occasionally?

It was a noob trap. Sure it was...

So you're saying it was only useful on Karthus. Why shouldn't it get removed if that's the case? Good question, it's the same reason was called a noob item because it was only really good on Kayle, but do you remember what happened later? One of the very few things I can thank CertainlyT for is giving this item a reason to exist with Kalista, even though I consider her creation a mistake. What about Akali with Gunblade? What does this mean? It means that just because something has one purpose for a champion, doesn't mean that it can't have more uses for future works. Just something to think about.

We were told that it's because Phantoml0rd doesn't play anymore. He doesn't, get over it.

Yes we were, yes he does, and not a chance.

What about all the feeders that take it. I don't want troll feeders in my game.

Do you honestly think a troll picking a spell with a NINE MINUTE COOLDOWN is going to make any amount of difference to someone who sets out to troll your games? If they want to feed, it doesn't matter what they pick.

Anything else? What about you, Riot? Give me some more reasons, and give it back next patch.

Edit since I thought of another: But I'm a white knight and will blindly defend Riot's every decision despite poor explanation being given, if at all. How can you expect me to think or to show reason?

Well, fortunately there's a site that welcomes and embraces this mindset where you can live and die by the circlejerk: http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends