Why are poppy cooldowns so high?
Q: 8 seconds at level 1. . extremely situational, absolutely no damage if target isn't hit into wall Does nothing if an enemy LITERALLY starts walking away. W: 24 seconds . . 30% movement speed increase... and probably 4 armor / mr E: 14 seconds.. extremely sitational again, usually shoves target and they get away anyways Passive : 16 seconds, for a 15% shield that might be picked up? again extremely situational, really only used to harass in lane lol Wind up ultimate.. again extremely easy to dodge, and SLOWS HER?
Running grasp on poppy for passive procs is worse than running Grasp gangplank. Aftershock - her E Q set up isn't very impactful (Look at Galio)
Her laning phase is weak Her jungle is slow, with very weak ganks (no follow ups for missed stuns) For her to even effectively trade in a 1v1 takes all of her mana Base health is very low for a tank Her defensive spell doesn't really do anything? (Doesn't negate flash and I have yet to see it block dashes lol) Poor wave clear For some reason her Ult has reduced physical damage.
I don't even know where to go for BUFFS.
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