The Top Lane.
Win Top lane, receive 0 ganks. Bot loses lane, despite Jungler camping for them 24/7. Lose all objectives, despite Jungler always being on that side of the map. Goon squad Top over and over by enemy team, with no help from allied team. No outer towers left on the map, besides Top lane. 10 players in Top lane, because it's the only place allied team can survive. It's Top lane's fault the team is losing, because they aren't carrying 1v9.
Welcome to the Top lane, please enjoy your stay.
. How many times has a fed top solely won a game while you destroyed their team, its why nasus is so good low elo. Get lead, farm and win.