This isn't a rant. I am genuinely at a loss for what to do and need some answers.
Top lane 
How do you play against it, unless you're a ranged that can clear his turrets or Sion? When a melee like Jax/Renek/Darius (or even better, a tank with few options to farm under turret) goes up against this champ, how does one actually beat this turd?
It's just so obnoxious how
gets basically a free pass in the lane phase. Jungler ganks don't even help that much because he just hides behind his triangle of turrets and attempts to 1v2 (which is entirely possible).
So, is there any possible way of beating him without resorting to Ziggs/Sion top? Or am I forced to counterpick?

is also a fun one to use against him
tends to hurt him alot
or flask of corruption depending on if u have mana, then you probably want tiamat for shove, sunfire can work but will usually be to expensive and unneccessary armor plus would make it harder to farm under turret which you will be doing alot of so unless its core on the champ I wouldnt recommend. Then you can either rush