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Eedat··169 votes·7,196 views

#THIS JUST IN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

The League of Legends community was rocked to it's core today when one unnamed Silver player told the community:

"just dodge the skillshots"

In a matter of just hours, popular Competitive and/or SoloQ picks such as Ezreal Syndra Anivia Blitzcrank Ahri Ashe Elise Jhin LeeSin Lux Orianna Varus Thresh Jayce Velkoz Ziggs Cassiopeia win rates have fallen by up to 40%. This controversial new strategy is taking Summoner's Rift by storm, shattering the very foundation of the game itself. The SKT organization is conducting an immediate internal search to discover the source of the leak of Lee "Faker" Sang-hyeok's secret.

We had a chance to have a few words with now 8000 LP Rank 1 Challenger Jared "Annie Bot" Carr. He had this to say.

"I've always known this strategy existed. I was just biding my time and practicing Annie for this very moment. All my patience and hard work has finally payed off"

When asked about his multiple offers from various Professional LoL teams he responded:

"It's a bit overwhelming to say the least. It would be a drastic change to move to Korea to replace Faker on SKT. I honestly don't know what I want yet myself"

League of legends will never be the same after today. Just one statement has forever changed how the game of League of Legends will be played forever. Mark this day on your calendar. It will forever be known the start of the "point-and-click Meta". What effects this has on the future of League of Legends are still unknown.

We had a quick word with the Champion "Blitzcrank" as he left Summoner's Rift after a crushing defeat.

item 3070 Blitzcrank item 3070, "The time of Blitz has come to an end"

99 Comments

Milla Jovovich64 votes

"Just predict the dodge fool" - Bronze 4 promos

Thefrostyviking30 votes

{quoted}

"Just predict the dodge fool" - Bronze 4 promos

" In order to avoid getting hit by an opponent who is using the ancient and time honored strategy of "Just predict the dodge fool" you must predict that you opponent will predict your dodge. Then predict where he predicts that you will dodge and then move in another direction." - Bronze 3 promos.

Milla Jovovich2 votes

Top notch meme my good sir.

sta supra8 votes

"To prevent someone from predicting your prediction you must predict that they are about to predict your prediction that way they wont predict what you were predicting because they though you were predicting a skill shot when you were really predicting his perdition to predict the skill shot"

dunder kill15 votes

https://youtu.be/U_eZmEiyTo0?t=1m32s

Eedat4 votes

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"

Would explain why we can't beat the Koreans

dunder kill6 votes

Never get involved in a LAN war in asia :^)

Eedat1 votes

LMAO you mind if I use that bit?

dunder kill3 votes

Yeah sure, go ahead

Hello I am Bird1 votes

Tfw he got carried through his bronze 4 promos

Alleo1 votes

That's why I always stand still. They never predict that.

Milla Jovovich1 votes

The best kind of dodging - not dodging

Nahui41 votes

This is sad but true. Just dodge the skill shots and CC them. League is easy, anyone not at 100% Win rate is trash.

Ariel the Cruel25 votes

Kindred Yes. Fiddlesticks Dodge. Kayle my MasterYi skill Vayne shots. ;p

AninLegions7771 votes

You put Kindred but forget trynda? Or jax? xD

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Trynd has that dash.

And I can't fit everyone in 5 words. (>_>)

Blåbæret1 votes

Lux Hardest champ in the game because "only skillshots" - bronze 5 player named Tyrone,

Nahui5 votes

Malphite <---Hardest champion in the game.

TiltMast3r29 votes

Fake News

Eedat50 votes

Nope, alternative facts

Velzard of Koz16 votes

Faker News

MissingKayo8 votes

An elaborately and somewhat entertainingly typed shitpost, but still a shitpost.

dunder kill19 votes

When one of the boards most notorious shitposters tries calling other posts shitposts

MissingKayo12 votes

Gives me the experience to tell :^)

LostFr0st7 votes

I'd have said you forgot Xerath but... yeah.

ModKnightsKemplar7 votes

Eloquently written. You could get a job doing this, if you don't have one already.

Eedat4 votes

I have absolutely zero experience. I work in logistics

ForgottenLuck5 votes

But my question is: Is he wrong?

GULAG 4 U5 votes

Holy shit my sides. Well. fucking. played. God.

Dovahkiin4164 votes

This is the best thing I've ever read

Carnarius4 votes

you can't escape the cane Nasus

Solidarius3 votes

MonkeyKing

w

Blitzcrank got em boys!

MonkeyKing hahahahahahaha!

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Eedat1 votes

Caitlyn Your're not getting away

MonkeyKing W

Caitlyn item 3070

Never fails :^) I'm a Wukong main btw

xxxDogmanxxx2 votes

XinZhao - Dodge my skillshots.

no to toxic2 votes

I always thought that "stop dying" was the actual way to get better but you caanot die if you just dodge the skillshots.

Kukan Seishin2 votes

LMFAO

Lexyy2 votes

How do people have time to write so much just to hate on someone.... like do something productive with your life.

Eedat12 votes

You must be the life of the party

Lexyy2 votes

Actually I am :)

You wouldnt know how that feels, but let me tell you, I dont have time to make a fucking paragraph bitching about other people lol

Eedat12 votes

..........

The "unnamed Silver player" isn't actually referring to one person in particular. It's satire. The whole thing is satire.

Sheesh

Lexyy1 votes

Lol I get that. I just didn't find it funny that's all. I'm free to have my own opinion.

Also, this shouldn't be posted on "Gameplay".

I'm done with %this topic. Bye.

Gorgiolio3 votes

I didn't realize differing opinions allowed someone to portray themselves as a massive %%%% :/

Lexyy1 votes

And then you'll cry about your permaban ahahahahaha

Hello I am Bird1 votes

{quoted}

I'm done with %this topic. Bye.

I Like Things 2 votes

{quoted}

#THIS JUST IN. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

The League of Legends community was rocked to it&#039;s core today when one unnamed Silver player told the community:

&quot;just dodge the skillshots&quot;

In a matter of just hours, popular Competitive and/or SoloQ picks such as Ezreal Syndra Anivia Blitzcrank Ahri Ashe Elise Jhin LeeSin Lux Orianna Varus Thresh Jayce Velkoz Ziggs Cassiopeia win rates have fallen by up to 40%. This controversial new strategy is taking Summoner&#039;s Rift by storm, shattering the very foundation of the game itself. The SKT organization is conducting an immediate internal search to discover the source of the leak of Lee &quot;Faker&quot; Sang-hyeok&#039;s secret.

We had a chance to have a few words with now 8000 LP Rank 1 Challenger Jared &quot;Annie Bot&quot; Carr. He had this to say.

&quot;I&#039;ve always known this strategy existed. I was just biding my time and practicing Annie for this very moment. All my patience and hard work has finally payed off&quot;

When asked about his multiple offers from various Professional LoL teams he responded:

&quot;It&#039;s a bit overwhelming to say the least. It would be a drastic change to move to Korea to replace Faker on SKT. I honestly don&#039;t know what I want yet myself&quot;

League of legends will never be the same after today. Just one statement has forever changed how the game of League of Legends will be played forever. Mark this day on your calendar. It will forever be known the start of the &quot;point-and-click Meta&quot;. What effects this has on the future of League of Legends are still unknown.

We had a quick word with the Champion &quot;Blitzcrank&quot; as he left Summoner&#039;s Rift after a crushing defeat.

item 3070 Blitzcrank item 3070, &quot;The time of Blitz has come to an end&quot;

http://i.imgur.com/pTepvhE.gif?noredirect

######and yes, I had to quote the entire thing.

Serber1 votes

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Hello I am Bird2 votes

No because that disrupts the boards hive mentality THIS is comedy gold Daily Yasuo complaints are empowering! To go against Yasuo complaints shows you're just a filthy bronze yasuo main that has no idea what you're talking about and makes you have a bias against your champ, because god forbid anyone think objectively!

Sraeg20131 votes

The best way to dodge a skillshot is to simply stop.

One will assume you aren't going to continue moving. The other will assume you are going to dodge.

Lauchmelder2 votes

That works in gold+, but I failed to dodge skillshots that way when playing against silvers and bronzes.

Sraeg20131 votes

Yup, they always throw them straight at you.

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