Feels good to be a toplaner.

dominusx·Jan 6, 2017·95 votes·3,633 views

Bot feeds jungle is incompetent midlane cant even waveclear properly to save towers. and you are there with your pitiful black cleaver and giants belt thinking. How can i kill myself Irl.

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Awesomedude8888Jan 6, 201740 votes

Feels good to be a bot laner.

Top feeds, jungle is incompetent, midlane can't even waveclear properly to save towers, support is autofilled and steals all your farm. And you are there with a BF sword and a zeal item thinking how can I kill myself IRL as your screen turns grey from a 5-man dive.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 6, 201743 votes

Feels good to be a support. Top feeds, jungle is incompetent, midlane can't even ping MIA if their life depended on it, ADC can't last hit. And there you are with a sightstone and a support item thinking how can I kill myself IRL as your screen turns black because you turned your computer off.

TheWoollyMammothJan 6, 201715 votes

Feels good to be a Jungle main. Top Feeds, Mid feeds. Bot feeds. And there you are with a machete and talisman, thinking of how to kill myself IRL as the entire enemy team co-ordinates an invade up your bot bush (if you know what i mean), and into the mouth of your river, as your team rages enthusiastically into /all chat.

DarkSunSovereignJan 6, 20175 votes

Feels good to be a Mid main. Top feeds and the enemy top is too tanky to touch, bot feeds and the enemy carry oneshots you, jungler never ganks anywhere. And there you are with two doran's rings, boots and a Lost Chapter thinking of how to kill yourself IRL as the entire enemy team comes mid for a ~~clown fiesta~~ push.

Divine WindsJan 6, 20178 votes

Feels good to be a Jungle main. Top feeds, Mid feeds, Bot feeds, and they blame it all on you for being at red when they flash dive their enemy laner at level 2. And there you are with 400 cs at 20 minutes, full items, thinking of how to kill myself IRL as the Yasuo disconnects in the middle of a fight.

Laustin SpaceJan 6, 20177 votes

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Feels good to be a Jungle main. Top feeds, Mid feeds, Bot feeds, and they blame it all on you for being at red when they flash dive their enemy laner at level 2. And there you are with 400 cs at 20 minutes, full items, thinking of how to kill myself IRL as the Yasuo disconnects in the middle of a fight.

Atleast Jungle has a chance to solo hard carry each game being the role with the most influence..

Divine WindsJan 6, 20172 votes

not when you have 3 losing lanes

Awesomedude8888Jan 7, 20171 votes

If all 3 lanes are 0-3 within the first 5 minutes before you have level 6, sure. If all 3 lanes got snowballed by the enemy jungler while you did nothing, then that's your fault.

Divine WindsJan 7, 20171 votes

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If all 3 lanes are 0-3 within the first 5 minutes before you have level 6, sure. If all 3 lanes got snowballed by the enemy jungler while you did nothing, then that's your fault.

But it isnt my fault if they dont properly ward, or set up proper ganks for me. If they overextend then it isn't my fault they got ganked. If nobody tries to set up a gank, or if they don't help me trying to set one up, taxing and farming is better so I can try to carry.

Awesomedude8888Jan 7, 20171 votes

That is true. Not arguing with that.

Laxfan52Jan 7, 20171 votes

I feel like that is the wrong way of thinking. Instead of thinking of how they messed up, you should be thinking of how you could've played it differently. Maybe if you saw top was overextending, you could've went top to prepare for a counter gank. Idk tho I'm only a bronze midlane scrub

TheWoollyMammothJan 6, 201710 votes

Laustin, the point of this little string of comments seems to have gone over your head. Try again later.

Axs2200Jan 6, 20172 votes

Feels good to play league of legends. Top complains, Mid complains, jungle complains, Adc complains, support complains. And there you are with your spam pings and /all chat rage thinking about how to kill myself IRL as you get chat restricted.

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MelledoneusJan 6, 20175 votes

Feels good to be a Shen main. Mid is feeding early, jungler forgot I existed, and bot gets ganked before I hit 6, and when I ult to them afterwards the ADC freaks out and uses their flash to get away from the enemy in the middle of a fight, and I'm standing there bot lane watching my turret fall wondering how I'm going to get Shenpai to notice me.

WullfJan 7, 20171 votes

*And there you are with a sightstone wondering why there is a cap on wards and where did your philosopher stone go....

Supreme Senpai69Jan 7, 20171 votes

Got tossed into the speed force sadly

Nameless VoiceJan 7, 20173 votes

Feels good to be a mid laner.

Top feeds, jungle never ganks, bot ignores all pings and blames you for not folloiwng. And you are there, pushed under your tower with a Needlessly Large Rod and Sorceror's Shoes thinking how can I kill myself IRL as your opponent flashes their mastery 7 emote having finally managing to kill you, despite missing most of their skills, with their jungler's 8th gank.

Tychusfindlay919Jan 6, 201717 votes

Rift herald has become the biggest joke ever because of elemental drakes and first blood turret/squishy bot lane turrets.

The only top laners who do anything anymore are either broken Poppy or have very good snowball-ability Darius

dominusxJan 6, 20172 votes

Yeh i can only play 3 of my champs top currently and have a chance at carrying Darius Irelia Rengar rengar because i do a wolf camp cheese where i get the 2 small ones and get lvl 2 faster and make a BIG trade and force the tp/f

Divine WindsJan 6, 20177 votes

Illaoi fucks everyone's butthole. Especially irelia. ;(

StandgroundingJan 7, 20171 votes

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Rift herald has become the biggest joke ever because of elemental drakes and first blood turret/squishy bot lane turrets.

The only top laners who do anything anymore are either broken or have very good snowball-ability

Jayce Fiora Malphite Yasuo also are kind of broken with their insane carry potential.

SlythionJan 6, 201711 votes

but oh no! Ziggs is bot lane! What are we gonna doooooo!!!!

bot lane wonders why they get camped every game, well maybe it's because 90% of the map's power and content can be found on the bottom side of the map.

JVP15Jan 6, 20177 votes

It isn't that bot lane wonders why we get camped, but we are angry that it is so advantageous to camp bot lane.

The TrentJan 7, 20171 votes

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but oh no! Ziggs is bot lane! What are we gonna doooooo!!!!

bot lane wonders why they get camped every game, well maybe it's because 90% of the map's power and content can be found on the bottom side of the map.

It's funny, I've never had a single jungle camp bot lane, and then when I tell them it's a really good idea (trying to avoid making it look like I'm flaming them), they say I'm reporting you and you're muted.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 6, 201711 votes

The reason top doesn't feed in your games is because you're top.... in my games bot almost never feeds yet top always feeds. It's because players feed and has nothing to do with the actual position.

Gregor GysiJan 7, 20171 votes

I think the point was that when botlane wins and toplane feeds then nobody cares.. But toplane can't do shit about a feeding botlane.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 7, 20172 votes

Bot lane can't really do shit about a feeding top lane either. Or mid lane for that matter. Tbh there's always that one lane that can't just lose, they have to relentlessly feed and bring everyone down with them. Sometimes its top, others its mid, and others its bot. I just get super tilted when it's the jungler, because they aren't supposed to even have a lane opponent unless they're getting invaded a lot.

Gregor GysiJan 7, 20171 votes

Botlane can just ignore it. The bottom half of the map is where drake is and therefore where everyone else is. Top half with Herald is much less important and the toplaners have the least impact on the most important part of the map.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 7, 20172 votes

Just sucks when that 11/1/4 Renekton comes down once the laning phase ends

General Esdeath Jan 6, 20178 votes

Riven Time to carry

Jax Wanna see me kill a tower in 1 wave? Wanna see me do it again?

Darius Easy game easy life

Tryndamere Can't stop, won't stop

Nasus Stacksimux Maximus

dominusxJan 6, 20172 votes

i picked up trynda right now. 3-0 so far. people dont respect the lvl 1 and lose lane every game lul

NochebrJan 6, 20173 votes

that moment the little scout Teemo finally has an easy lane opponent :)

dominusxJan 6, 20171 votes

he dies lvl 1 everytime i've played against him.

ShaolinToiletJan 6, 20173 votes

Then you're playing vs bad teemos.

Jeddy017Jan 7, 20172 votes

That & RNGesus blessed him with 3 crits in a row.

dominusxJan 7, 20171 votes

^ 4

Shuyin178Jan 6, 20177 votes

Or you play Tahm Kench and tongue punch everyone's fart box until you are served a restraining order.

IceKingChernobogJan 7, 20171 votes

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Or you play Tahm Kench and tongue punch everyone's fart box until you are served a restraining order.

Kinky

option paralysisJan 6, 20175 votes

rofl I feel you man.. I just started playing support, I became too toxic playing top lane and it's too stressful.

InspectorJosueJan 6, 20174 votes

we as Top-lane mains struggle the most cause if we don't have a good lane we are feeding or we useless and beside that if we get ahead we have to carry cause mid can't kill or one shoot ADC feed other ADC jungle is not a tank or is a rek-sai that building damage only for no fucking reason and ur 1v5 peeling for the whole team and then you die cause your tanking 5 other enemy champs which mean that I'm bad in my team eye's but is fine to feed and not kill or live against the other mid-lanes or even go full damage rek-sai... people need to open their eyes and do the right thing that how you grow. But no I'm wrong so is fine ill stay in bronze V and not play ranked cause this is where I belong...

RO538UDJan 6, 20172 votes

Brothers in Bronze

OelykJan 6, 20174 votes

I don't even know who i play anymore, I am shit at tp ganks because I cant FREAKING TELL if they can see me tp or not, I dont get deep wards EVER, and half the time im getting the bloody hell camped out of me.

AMYS GRAVEJan 6, 20173 votes

That moment when your team tells you to 'kys' but you don't have the damage.

Miku AppendJan 7, 20173 votes

Feels good to be a support main. Top doesn't realize there's a whole map to explore, jungle farms 30 minutes and wonders why the lanes aren't doing well, mid lane is instalock Yasuo/cancer with nothing productive to say, the ADC doesn't have two braincells to rub together and I'm sitting here wondering why I still have this game installed and bother tolerating angry self-righteous children.

~~You know you've been a support main for too long when you have natural mother instincts and the thought comes across to tell the ADC to sit in time out for being a fucking idiot.~~

Soraka DreemurrJan 7, 20171 votes

Same man

RainbowIceeJan 7, 20173 votes

Feels good to be a fiddle stick support player

ADC dies, Mid lane doesn't ping mia, Top is just over extending and not warding feeding the jungle and top Jungle yi comes in and dies enemy team thinks they are hot shit and go at the tower don't ward.. enemy team isn't warding... "where's fiddle they ask ? " "we'll be fine the nami thinks " they all celebrate and are happy as their screen turns to different colors, their champions are silenced, their adc running like a headless chicken ballons fly in the air then they start screaming... and rage type... "/all Fucking cancer champ " [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Supreme Senpai69Jan 7, 20171 votes

Nobody really knows how good Supportsticks is. And as people cry that he's too weak in the jungle, Riot buffs him, unaware of the true threat lurking in the bot lane. It's magical.

Jerry SeinfeIdJan 6, 20172 votes

feels good notmaining a certain lane. everyone feeds their ass of and i'm sitting there under tower being faker.

woodvsmurphJan 6, 20172 votes

Yep. You forgot to mention that the enemy jungle has camped you and flash ganked or ganked every 1.5 min or less from lvl 3 on -- and you are still the only one with a positive kda, the only one warding, and the only hope for your team to win. And when you surive another 2v1 tower dive against you, your team whines that you are not mid helping defend tower -- so they got aced 4v3 under their own tower. Too bad you suck or this 3/8/2 plat adc on your team would carry your bronze trash butt to a win. Gotta love teammates. If only... people would take advice from others once in awhile they might win a game.

dominusxJan 7, 20171 votes

fuck yeh. lee sin ganks 24/7 doing 80% of my hp everytime then i have to use all my pots and by the time i'm back to 70% hp and ready to get some trades and interact with my laners boom here he comes again and i have to back and lose 2 waves. al this time my jungle is farming and not diving bot even tho i have enemy jungle preassure on me. feels damn good. glad i quit the game yesterday