Singed is such a horrible champion.
Disclaimer: This isn't a vent/rage post, i havent played league in like 3 hours atm so obviously i'm calm and not just salty about a recent loss.
I am so tired of losing to this champion. He has way too much stuff in his kit for such a braindead design that requires virtually 0 skill to play.
You pop ghost and ult, outrun the enemy team while facetanking all of their damage and cc because, guess what, you're singed with 
so none of that matters to you, press W then E on the enemy carry, boom your team won the fight and probably the game.
Oh and if you build him damage? Haha now you're an assassin picking off tanks and squishies alike by outrunning them then just spamming QE on them and killing them in 1.5 seconds (if squishy) / 6 seconds (if tank) with literally no counterplay other than "don't be there."
If your team dies while you're farming? Don't worry, you can just infinitely proxy the minions and deny the enemy team waves to push with until your team respawns, then charge into the backline with 1500 movespeed and click on the enemy carry! Haha, such skillful and interactive gameplay.
But the worst part about this champion? It's that even once you've managed to juke him and get out of his poison trail, even once you've flashed over a wall to escape him, his poison trail still damages you for like 3 seconds. Why? Why do i take damage from an ability im not in? Thats like getting hit by a Soraka E, leaving it before it ends, but then still getting rooted and taking damage when it actually ends. That's like continuing to take damage from a Karthus E that you left 3 seconds ago. If other champions dont have this, why is it exclusive to him?
Post over.
just kite him he says.
. Singed's early game is god-awful pre-6 with the exception of level 2 all-in. His health pool is low, his base resists are low, and to be able to last hit, Singed must position within melee range of the creeps (and harass range of his opponent.) If you're using poison trail to try to shove and avoid harass, you need to be on the enemy wave and will eat a shit ton of harass. Singed also naturally pushes the lane while trading with his opponent, making him extremely vulnerable to ganks pre-6. Call your jungler for the free kills.
etc into Singed isn't "safe" like it is into most other top laners. You'll have absolutely zero kill pressure on him and Singed will just farm for free. Singed is a mid-game powerhouse and if your mindset is to play safe into him you're approaching the matchup entirely wrong. You need to kill him, deny him CS in lane, and abuse his weak pre-6.
are all melees that Singed cannot fight in lane unless they make a mistake, in which case it's the player's fault. They all have much higher priority in the lane and can zone Singed starting at level 1.
are EXTREMELY effective against him in lane. Buying an early hex/cowl shuts down any sort of potential to trade that Singed has. Grievous wounds 
are a must-have in your team as most of Singed's mid-game tankiness comes from health regen on his ultimate.
into Singed is extremely effective - to be able to teamfight against a Singed you must treat him like a hybrid diver. Chain CC him when he comes close and blow him up - with the aforementioned grievous wounds items he'll be unable to regen and a 3 item ADC can shred him.
etc and face tank the wave. It's not worth it to go chase him unless you can guarantee a kill. Singed is either proxying to farm without being harassed or to shove the lane and draw pressure. If you hold the tower, you cancel him out and get the entire creep wave as well. Walk your creeps to lane at level 1 to avoid an early proxy, Singed cannot tank the wave if you harass him and he'll have to back off or recall. If you chase him, waste time on him, that's exactly what a good Singed wants to do and he'll be spam pinging his team onto objectives while you waste all your time on a side lane trying to chase him down.
and 
to that list, they can also put singed in the dumpster easily.
