Silver 2 Bard Main's Guide to All Matchups

- have your meeps milk him - this champion can have a stun, but you have a better stun so you win by default - if you're playing bard in normals you deserve to lose because this champ is freelo - dodge when he tries to grab your ass. also hes a robot so you can confuse him with light magicks - verbally harass the enemy for being an LCS fanboy until he ragequits - you have bigger facial hair so you win by default - you can stun him to his shitty turrets - stun her and kill her while her player is busy masturbating to Janna hentai - notify border patrol - this champion is trash without devourer so they dont deserve challenjour but you do gg - this is a pokemon, consider picking up a pokeball or two at the shop and capture him when he is low and stunned - try to be productive in the 30 seconds of a ranked game you're not stunned by this cancer - she can turn u into a rabbit / cupcake / what have you but you can throw yellow midgets at her - your q is a better version of her q so you win by default - this is a rock, not a support, so flame the enemy for being a wannabe top - if her q hits you keep casting abilities so you don't get autobanned for afk - this is a fish, consider telling your jungler to use the angler jax skin to counter that - bind his anchor to the ground so he cant move - you should only see these in bronze elo, dont play bard in bronze elo - call him a kid in all chat and he will go on tilt - cc him when he tries to ult and he is useless - unless shes using the dj sona skin shes bad so tell her that - use her bananas to feed your meeps and make them stronger - if he eats you he'll get lead poisoning and die from your mask - make fun of him for being gay and he will go on tilt - see nidalee - ur kit is more overloaded than his kit so u win by default - see brand - this champion is impossible to beat because he reduces the damage of your midgets - if he beats you livestream it and tell riot to delay his stun more - use a butt-plug - ult him and u now have a nice bear statue for your house - he will likely have a heart attack and die halfway through laning phase because he's like 147 years old - remind her that it's season 5, not season 3