Select early gank jungler.
Early game everyone pushes wave to enemy tower.
"OMG JUNGLER SUCK NO GANKS"
Select jungler that can't gank as well.
Early game you're able to clean up your laners fucking up.
Whack a mole begins.
No matter what you do, they seem to get themselves solo lane killed.
Still cleans up.
Finally, now victory is about to-
YOUR JINX SOLO PUSHES AND DIES. ENEMY GETS BARON.
Select jungler with slightly lower sustain.
Ask for help being invaded for a whole five minutes.
No one comes, then complains about no ganks.
Select tanky jungler.
Snowball the fuck out of every lane.
Your teammates incessantly feed 1v5 because they're cocky and refuse to engage with the actual person doing the winning.
Still feeding.
Win at 15 minutes later than what you would have won, wasting nearly a whole half game for climbing.