Hey Riot if you're not gonna fix you garbage client at least fix /remake

General Esdeath ·12/17/2019, 4:38:33 AM·35 votes·13,902 views

The amount of shit that makes the system go "NOPE CAN'T REMAKE" is fucking ludicrous.

Biscuit on the afk player?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Minion dematerializer on the afk player?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone executed before they left?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone connected and then purchased 2 items and left at 3 seconds? Should work but I'm not feeling it today so

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

And Riot can't seem to find the cause or just doesn't give a rats ass

But I promise you, with all my heart and soul, if Prestige Lee Sin has a bug where his blindfold wrinkles the wrong way, that shit'll be fixed before you can even make a boards post about it. Remember that bug that let people buy prestige points via capsules for like 1 BE each? That shit was patched in 17 minutes, because it costs Riot money. Remake doesn't cost them a dime.

Here's to season 10 and another season of a decent game ruined by a shitty company. At this point I think most people come back because this shit is free, and you can play a different champ each game and get a new experience, for like 140+ games, and most of us are poor.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/f62812fb-efc4-4b3f-ab25-58d68ddda2d9

23 Comments

Waka FIocka12/17/2019, 7:55:43 AM22 votes

[sg-lulu]

so many neglected aspects of this game given up on in favor of collaborations with celebrities and fashion designers and pro play

for instance, some neglected things:

  • their client
  • a huge pool of their own existing champions that COULD be more popular
  • game modes
  • player feedback
  • scripters taking over beginner modes
  • the practice tool
  • not enough staff to handle the amount of reports for griefing/trolling ranked games away
  • Getting random unranked/low rank players in your promos while the enemy has high MMR consistency
  • the game's balance and health when introducing fla$hy new champions

stuff they focus on:

  • skins for humanoids
  • buffs for humanoid champions getting skins
  • new champions that have no weaknesses because an ability in their kit and runes reforged still make sure they are going to be untouchable
  • making other games

I still play this game tho. So all said I don't hate the game I just hope they can focus some and be more transparent instead of giving us some teaser announcement 2 weeks before they drop a busted champion into the game. If that doesn't scream "we don't give a fuck what you want" then idk what does lol

Arammus12/17/2019, 7:16:43 PM4 votes

post the same thing on lol reddit, if youre super lucky the community wont hate on you for talking bad about riot and if it makes it to the frontpage riot might even give a fuck for once.

Hi im 1212/18/2019, 2:03:01 PM3 votes

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

welp time to abuse this

nm101012/17/2019, 1:10:54 PM3 votes

"Rabble rouser, that's a cool nickname"

-Taliyah when doing anything, bugged quote for fucking 3 YEARS. Riot is horrible when it comes to bug fixes.

ACriticalThinker12/17/2019, 5:02:16 PM2 votes

I feel like remakes should be viable for the first 5 minutes or maybe 4 as others have said there are bugs with it... and there are people who afk... the diff between an early afk and a mid late afk is important... people afk late and mid when the game is already decided... then there are people who afk nigh immediately after buying items before anyone has died or shortly before the 3 min mark for whatever reason, something happening externally, or their internet unsurprisingly didnt get drastically better for their next game... why should I lose lp for a game where that happens... as long as it is early and not before decisive events have passed like fb, we sjould be able to remake...

Admeia12/18/2019, 4:25:07 PM1 votes

Really love your name and your post btw, gave me a really good laugh. Sheele and Esdeath are best [sg-ahri-2]

Speeedy12/17/2019, 3:43:07 PM1 votes

i mean i'm not a programmer but couldn't you do it off mouse clicks of the player and if they = 0 then you are able to remake. I mean it seems like the most logical thing since they have not bought anything then or moved. Like a blitz/thresh/naut hook can move you a little so I don't think position or damage is the best option. Also it does not take into account if you have/get an item or get exp.

Jesus is Savior12/17/2019, 6:44:57 PM1 votes

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

THIS IS A THING? I might abuse this now lol.