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Hey Riot if you're not gonna fix you garbage client at least fix /remake

General Esdeath ··35 votes·13,902 views

The amount of shit that makes the system go "NOPE CAN'T REMAKE" is fucking ludicrous.

Biscuit on the afk player?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Minion dematerializer on the afk player?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone executed before they left?

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

Someone connected and then purchased 2 items and left at 3 seconds? Should work but I'm not feeling it today so

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Z/u/b/a/j/i/big-red-x-md.png

And Riot can't seem to find the cause or just doesn't give a rats ass

But I promise you, with all my heart and soul, if Prestige Lee Sin has a bug where his blindfold wrinkles the wrong way, that shit'll be fixed before you can even make a boards post about it. Remember that bug that let people buy prestige points via capsules for like 1 BE each? That shit was patched in 17 minutes, because it costs Riot money. Remake doesn't cost them a dime.

Here's to season 10 and another season of a decent game ruined by a shitty company. At this point I think most people come back because this shit is free, and you can play a different champ each game and get a new experience, for like 140+ games, and most of us are poor.

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23 Comments

Waka FIocka22 votes

[sg-lulu]

so many neglected aspects of this game given up on in favor of collaborations with celebrities and fashion designers and pro play

for instance, some neglected things:

  • their client
  • a huge pool of their own existing champions that COULD be more popular
  • game modes
  • player feedback
  • scripters taking over beginner modes
  • the practice tool
  • not enough staff to handle the amount of reports for griefing/trolling ranked games away
  • Getting random unranked/low rank players in your promos while the enemy has high MMR consistency
  • the game's balance and health when introducing fla$hy new champions

stuff they focus on:

  • skins for humanoids
  • buffs for humanoid champions getting skins
  • new champions that have no weaknesses because an ability in their kit and runes reforged still make sure they are going to be untouchable
  • making other games

I still play this game tho. So all said I don't hate the game I just hope they can focus some and be more transparent instead of giving us some teaser announcement 2 weeks before they drop a busted champion into the game. If that doesn't scream "we don't give a fuck what you want" then idk what does lol

General Esdeath 2 votes

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  • new champions that have no weaknesses because an ability in their kit and runes reforged still make sure they are going to be untouchable

This one always gets me, because Hashinshin of all people pointed something out to me. Aatrox at one point had zero weakness aside from being outnumbered or a player making a mistake. You dodge the Q sweet spot? jk he has E. You dodged the one? He has another dash. Just walk out of his slo-oh wait he knocked me up because I'm a slow target, and now I get pulled back, and now he knocked me up again. The counterplay to Xerath is to dodge, imagine if he had a way to Yuumi Q his Q.

Dreamspitter2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Waka FIocka,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=c7KBN7mG,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-12-17T07:55:43.010+0000)

[sg-lulu]

so many neglected aspects of this game given up on in favor of collaborations with celebrities and fashion designers and pro play

for instance, some neglected things:

  • their client
  • a huge pool of their own existing champions that COULD be more popular
  • game modes
  • player feedback
  • scripters taking over beginner modes
  • the practice tool
  • not enough staff to handle the amount of reports for griefing/trolling ranked games away
  • Getting random unranked/low rank players in your promos while the enemy has high MMR consistency
  • the game's balance and health when introducing fla$hy new champions

stuff they focus on:

  • skins for humanoids
  • buffs for humanoid champions getting skins
  • new champions that have no weaknesses because an ability in their kit and runes reforged still make sure they are going to be untouchable
  • making other games

I still play this game tho. So all said I don't hate the game I just hope they can focus some and be more transparent instead of giving us some teaser announcement 2 weeks before they drop a busted champion into the game. If that doesn't scream "we don't give a fuck what you want" then idk what does lol

I still don't know why they collab'd with Louis Vuitton.

Senna has an LV skin coming up, and there is going to be a clothing line.

But do most LoL players buy LV?

But there are lots of things they spend money on, like cinematics, or music videos that only exist to promote them.

The True Damage clothing they did have wasn't nearly as creative as it could have been.

Waka FIocka5 votes

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I still don't know why they collab'd with Louis Vuitton.

Senna has an LV skin coming up, and there is going to be a clothing line.

But do most LoL players buy LV?

But there are lots of things they spend money on, like cinematics, or music videos that only exist to promote them.

The True Damage clothing they did have wasn't nearly as creative as it could have been.

their target audience has been whales for a while now, ever since turning all the loot into RNG lootboxes and later adding prestige skins/event passes+currency and slowing down the BP* gain by a lot. I'm sure there are at least some players and collectors who would buy those fashion things for clout or whatever but it's definitely not for me; I don't want to spend 6 grand for a shawl.

Nothing against them doing fun, creative stuff like this. if they can find the time to do that then 100% for sure they can fix their client issues and whatnot as well. Problem is that they aren't showing any signs of fixing any of those things. We get patch notes about gameplay stuff and then radio silence regarding the client and all of its bugs. Nothing about the coinflip matchmaking, afks, scripters, remakes being buggy either. They want people to remain interested or return to the game but they aren't making the actual experience any better overall. I wonder what their player retention is like these days

Dreamspitter1 votes

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their target audience has been whales for a while now, ever since turning all the loot into RNG lootboxes and later adding prestige skins/event passes+currency and slowing down the BP* gain by a lot. I'm sure there are at least some players and collectors who would buy those fashion things for clout or whatever but it's definitely not for me; I don't want to spend 6 grand for a shawl.

Nothing against them doing fun, creative stuff like this. if they can find the time to do that then 100% for sure they can fix their client issues and whatnot as well. Problem is that they aren't showing any signs of fixing any of those things. We get patch notes about gameplay stuff and then radio silence regarding the client and all of its bugs. Nothing about the coinflip matchmaking, afks, scripters, remakes being buggy either. They want people to remain interested or return to the game but they aren't making the actual experience any better overall. I wonder what their player retention is like these days

Heck.

It might have even been LV's idea. LoL seems like a popular game, albeit it's absolute peak was a couple years ago. They might have decided to partner with them, thinking they could get their name out to an audience that wouldn't think of them. Odd they didn't pick Iunno....fortnite or somethin??

Camille Ferrøs1 votes

That's what is called good management.

Arammus4 votes

post the same thing on lol reddit, if youre super lucky the community wont hate on you for talking bad about riot and if it makes it to the frontpage riot might even give a fuck for once.

General Esdeath 4 votes

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post the same thing on lol reddit, if youre super lucky the community wont hate on you for talking bad about riot and if it makes it to the frontpage riot might even give a fuck for once.

it'll be deleted by the mods because we're talking about League of Legends and not LCS

nm10103 votes

"Rabble rouser, that's a cool nickname"

-Taliyah when doing anything, bugged quote for fucking 3 YEARS. Riot is horrible when it comes to bug fixes.

Dreamspitter1 votes

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"Rabble rouser, that's a cool nickname"

-Taliyah when doing anything, bugged quote for fucking 3 YEARS. Riot is horrible when it comes to bug fixes.

Maybe Taliyah is a huge Gragas fan?

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/86rl5f/new_taliyah_quote/

EDIT: I dunno why my link is becoming that image

I never played her, so I never noticed this.

Hi im 123 votes

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

welp time to abuse this

General Esdeath 2 votes

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welp time to abuse this

This one is old, TF Blade did it to someone on stream. It's really hard to pull off because you have to KNOW they're gone. It gives them exp but if you fuck up you have to suicide in their fountain then walk back to lane. You also have to be someone that can cross terrain, like Kayn.

ACriticalThinker2 votes

I feel like remakes should be viable for the first 5 minutes or maybe 4 as others have said there are bugs with it... and there are people who afk... the diff between an early afk and a mid late afk is important... people afk late and mid when the game is already decided... then there are people who afk nigh immediately after buying items before anyone has died or shortly before the 3 min mark for whatever reason, something happening externally, or their internet unsurprisingly didnt get drastically better for their next game... why should I lose lp for a game where that happens... as long as it is early and not before decisive events have passed like fb, we sjould be able to remake...

General Esdeath 1 votes

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I feel like remakes should be viable for the first 5 minutes or maybe 4 as others have said there are bugs with it... and there are people who afk... the diff between an early afk and a mid late afk is important... people afk late and mid when the game is already decided... then there are people who afk nigh immediately after buying items before anyone has died or shortly before the 3 min mark for whatever reason, something happening externally, or their internet unsurprisingly didnt get drastically better for their next game... why should I lose lp for a game where that happens... as long as it is early and not before decisive events have passed like fb, we sjould be able to remake...

Should be the first 2 minutes, since by that time you've lost EXP

Speeedy1 votes

i mean i'm not a programmer but couldn't you do it off mouse clicks of the player and if they = 0 then you are able to remake. I mean it seems like the most logical thing since they have not bought anything then or moved. Like a blitz/thresh/naut hook can move you a little so I don't think position or damage is the best option. Also it does not take into account if you have/get an item or get exp.

Jesus is Savior1 votes

Someone suicides in the enemy fountain with the afk player? Well he got experience now so

THIS IS A THING? I might abuse this now lol.

Admeia1 votes

Really love your name and your post btw, gave me a really good laugh. Sheele and Esdeath are best [sg-ahri-2]

General Esdeath 2 votes

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Really love your name and your post btw, gave me a really good laugh. Sheele and Esdeath are best [sg-ahri-2]

Thanks fam <3 I was actually going to rename myself to SheeleBestGirl but saw this name was going to be free in like 2 weeks so I waited. Loved Sheele and then Esdeath came along and I was like "ok new best girl"

Admeia1 votes

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Thanks fam <3 I was actually going to rename myself to SheeleBestGirl but saw this name was going to be free in like 2 weeks so I waited. Loved Sheele and then she died and I had the big sads, then Esdeath came along and I was like "ok new best girl"

wowowow you just spoiled it for everyone who hasn't seen yet D:

General Esdeath 2 votes

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wowowow you just spoiled it for everyone who hasn't seen yet D:

oh shit you're right, lemme edit that out

Admeia1 votes

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oh shit you're right, lemme edit that out

[sg-miss-fortune] Hopefully others watch it though to truly appreciate even the bad guys sometimes, like Esdeath. Well... now that I think of it... yeah no I think only Esdeath had a real personality.

General Esdeath 1 votes

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[sg-miss-fortune] Hopefully others watch it though to truly appreciate even the bad guys sometimes, like Esdeath. Well... now that I think of it... yeah no I think only Esdeath had a real personality.

The ending is different in the manga from the anime but overall I feel like 3/4 of the bad guys had zero personality.

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