Things Missing From This Preseason Patch That Shouldn't Be

In no particular order:

1. Sandbox mode.
2. More bans in champ select. It really feels like Rito are the ONLY ONES who don't want this.
3. Removal of "promotion series" in ranked. Nobody likes it. Break 100 LP, level up to next division. Simple.
4. Cancelling games in which players don't connect from the beginning.
5. Some sort of hybrid system loss forgiven / severe MMR/LP punishment for in-game AFKs in ranked.
6. Voting to disband champion select or kick a player.
7. Ranked team builder, but you queue for multiple roles rather than specific champions. On that note, a better non-ranked team builder where you queue for role(s) rather than specific champions.
8. Replay system accessible to ALL RANKS and players.
9. Ability to FF from start of the game.
10. Rotatable in-game camera for red/blue side so players all have same perspective.
11. Requiring simple 3/5 majority to surrender.
12. Higher champion mastery levels and rewards.
13. cigar.
14. Ability to change the order of/sort runes and mastery pages
15. Ability to modify rune pages in champion select similarly to masteries.
16. Deletion of bad noob-trap runes.
17. More viable rune options.
18. The ability to try out a skin before purchasing.
19. Free runes and rune pages.
20. All champions available at all times for all players. No more buying or grinding for champions. Riot Games isn't some dinky startup in some dude's basement anymore. You have plenty of money and profit from skin purchases and e$ports LC$BIGPLAYS no need to be as greedy anymore.
21. Ranked Solo Twisted Treeline.
22. 1v1 map (Magma chamber??) did everyone just forget about it?
23. Making so that players you mute in-game remain muted after game and never re-queue with them again.
24. Better summoner spell options and viability ({{summoner:2}} )
25. Healthy gameplay interaction between melee champions and ranged champions that doesn't make them retardedly broken and overpowered balls-of-stats (like are).

How have a lot of these not been done yet? SIX SEASONS!!! Where are any of these things????