[{quoted}](name=The Deckowner,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=bW0Etj8T,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2017-01-28T19:35:34.679+0000)
The most bullshit thing is that minions were coded so they can't be easily killed by aoe or ranged skillshots, so they not only block your very important skillshot, but also doesn't die because of it.
The skill that comes with positioning your minions to block skillshots for you is actually harder than it looks. As for AOE killing them, if AOE killed them then they'd literally be useless for the duration of a game, making such champions useless as well, since their whole gimmick is controlling the minions. I'm also pretty sure most champions can 1-2 hit minions. Spiderlings iirc die to 1 auto, Yorick's mist walkers do as well. Malzahar's are a bit different because of one difference. He needs one minion to spawn more. If that one minion dies before he spawns more then he's useless for another 20-16 seconds depending on rank with no CDR. Max CDR would be like 10 seconds without the 45% mastery which would be 9 seconds, this is also with max rank of course. At least he gets 2 tries now but they don't multiply by killing minions so your minions are useless for pushing waves unless you kill a champion with them. Yorick's mist walkers are borderline useless if someone actually kills them before he can get them going(why I wait for someone to go in on me to spawn them if I'm playing him). One thing I can say about Yorick is I've never burned so many flashes as a top laner in my life until I played him into my normal hard matchups for other champs I use, lol.
But yeah, do you know HOW MUCH AOE is in the game? Almost every champion in the game has some form of AOE, if minions could be killed by AOE so easily the champions would basically be not worth picking. Same for ranged autos. If you can hit a minion with a ranged auto before it even gets to you to do it's job, what would be the point in picking the champion since all of their damage is loaded into that one gimmick. Though still you can 1 hit pretty much most minions with one auto either way, at least Spiderlings and Mist Walkers.