LoL is like drugs

To me league of legends is like a warm blanked on a cold night

Eat some cold turkey, see if that helps

Jimmy: "Gee, I sure wish there was a fun, free game I could play with my four friends!"

Riot: "Oh boy, have I got news for you!"

5 years later

Riot: "How's it going Jim?"

Jimmy: "I have a burning hatred for humanity, I have no more money, and my friends left me"

Riot: "Oh, come now. Look on the bright side!"

Jimmy: "...at least my Taric looks pretty."

Riot: "That's the way, Jimmy! By the way, we're adding a ward skin that looks like the LCS icon, so you can trick yourself into thinking you're anything more than a bronze 2 insect."

Jimmy: "Oh that's... great."

Riot: "Oh, and we're reworking you main. Yeah, sorry, Taric is now a 'gem mage', who channels crystal energy into lasers. We know you won't quit. We know you can't quit."

Jimmy: sobs

You'll get over it like everyone.

i don't think people who do drugs hate it

and i actually love league atm, it's really fun to play as most of my games are won by outplaying rather than snowballing, most of my games end up when i'm between lvl 12 and 18, where before most of them ended between lvl 9 and 12

i would say it more like this: mobas are like alcoholic drinks, league is like beer.

tastes terrible, everyone knows it tastes terrible, but everyone drinks it. it makes people vulgar too.

League is like a bad relationship. Some good times, but you know you should end it

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