if you get your ass handed by your opponent in lane that has nothing to do with the other lanes

F03·1/30/2019, 1:10:08 AM·1 votes·854 views

if the only person you constantly died to was the enemy opponent nobody else on your team is at fault.

don't bitch about what your teammates picked don't bitch about no ganks don't bitch period

my morgana and sivir bot got dicked by a pantheon and thresh bot lane and after the match this bitch tells me

"if you didn't go ezreal mid we wouldn't have lost"

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bitch all of the bot lane deaths are from pantheon and the enemy jungler me and the yasuo went dead even at 2-2 and never had to come bot because my bot lane was always dead.

2 Comments

Illabethe1/30/2019, 6:46:02 AM2 votes

Lmfao. I love the point of view.

If my teams lose, it's because "I Went Zyra Top" (Never mind that I have a 65% win rate with her top in low elo, 67% at high elo.....) Or because I went Ornn Jungle (Even though I end the game 14/4/16 as Ornn after soaking some 230k damage, and the only level 18 on the team, and turning around a 9/26 into a 47/44)

People feel that if you deprive them of a role on their team, that's why they lost (for instance, mage Bot rather than adc bot, or Mage top rather than Juggernaut/Tank)

But that's only half true. Yes. You generally have created a potential weakness by picking as you do. However,..... there are pure poke teams that win. Part of winning is learning how to play that team composition.

When I go Zyra top, it's usually because I'm first pick, and Top has the most polarizing counterpicking of any lane. Zyra doesn't belong, so it confuses them, and outright counters 70% of them anyways.

If I'm first pick, Support/Jungle have the option to pick a front line champion, or a Yasuo who can exploit my knockups.

But..... bot goes 0/12.... and it's "But you went Zyra Top"