My ranked game at 2 In the morning

The very first thing I get: A lobby of four people spewing nonsense into the lobby like they just chopped off a piece of Donald Trumps brain, wrapped it up and began to smoke it. Literally, the type of people to communicate with each WITH A MADE UP FUCKING LANGUAGE.

So we get into the game, I'm thinking about how my chances are that I might be able to somehow sneak into a military base, activate some androids that the government has been keeping from me (we all know the government is corrupt.) and send them off to go kill these middle schoolers so I can get a good game. I stopped day dreaming and the first thing that happens is that their Mundo feeds in lane two kills and their Fizz is killing mid lane. Bottom lane begins to feed out of their ass- then it occurs to me . . .

I looked over my shoulder, seen that one girl I accidentally ran over and stuffed away into my closet . . . and I seen it. These people are relying one ONE %%%%% to get them out of bronze. So the game progresses, these people all are talking in a made up langauge that makes no sense- literally, they are using a combination of accidentally finding real words in chinese, korean and japanese in English characters like fish, cute and shoe. So now that communication and strategy is off the table and the enemy team is at our nexus, we lost the game! Thanks Riot! I can't wait to have more experiences like these with premade teams- I am REALLY enjoying this really cool thing called dynamic queque that apparently 93% of players just love! Woo!