I will NEVER honor you if...

I believe you are mistaken if you say the last thing we need is more poros and us having a limited supply of food

Poros are cute and fluffy and want homes

This is a world where a giant catfish can swim through land to another part of the world, a dragon person exists, necromancing exists and a monster from a dream can make everyone's view extremely small and then fly at them

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By feeding them, you're taking away their natural instincts to find their own food and making them rely on players for nourishment. Feeding a single Poro is also incentivized, meaning that feeding a single Poro will encourage other players to feed that Poro as well, worsening the imbalance in their wealth distribution. To make things worse, "succeeding" at feeding a single Poro enough will result in the Poro procreating furiously and exploding into ten more Poros. We already have a limited supply of food that isn't even distributed equally, the last thing we need are more Poros.

So you see, abstaining from feeding the Poros is actually doing them a service.

What in Zeus's name did I just read.....

Oh my faking Sol .

And that's why I always sell the cookie in the shop, hoping the greedy prick could give me at least 10 gold for it. It ain't that easy to cook.

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I don't know... I am always kind of happy, when I get honored. It usually means I really played a good game and wasn't just lucky in getting most of the kills.

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Whew! Good thing honor isnt absolutely pointless, or this thread would be ... absolutely pointless!

"Talking about threads which have actual points... This is a video game my friend."

Pointless comment is pointless.

GG report Jedd, didn't get the joke.

How do you know? I sell the cookie, thus I don't have it in my inventory yet I didn't feed the little daemons. You just got misled by their cute face. Deep inside of the furry ball, there's soul full of darkness, mind of a psycho, heart of a crocodile and cold blood of reptile. They act like they are just environmental decoration, yet they spy for the Watchers and Lissandra. Once the time shall come, you all will learn the truth. But it will be too late.

Its only the first tower that gives the extra snack

See, you have to stipulate that it's a joke because there are monsters who actually do that...

It is also stated that premade honours - which is the way Tencent wants us to play this season - barely counts for anything anyway, so what's the point in honoring anyone indeed.

Or call everybody a boosted animal because of dynamicQ.

Just felt how it feels like.