a message from the jungler to his laners

Kiokami··3 votes·308 views

dear laner,

when we come to your lane when you're low hp telling you to back, its not because we are evil junglers who want to steal your CS. it's because you're going to die and lose that cs anyway, and you should just back. odds are you're pushed into turret anyway. stop being so greedy about your farm that you stick around at 3% hp to cs instead of just backing. you're going to lose it one way or another. either by A: being too scared to try to last hit B: getting killed trying to last hit or C: backing, healing up, and coming back so A and B don't happen.

laners seriously freak out about their cs so damn hard. they'll feed just to get a good cs number i swear.

4 Comments

ff4sk1 votes

What's funny is that those same laners who ping you away from cs when you're helping them push have the nerve to waltz into your jungle and steal your camps without even asking.

INoble KnightI1 votes

That pisses me off so much it's unreal.

Titanium701 votes

To be fair, some Jgls have some pretty... unique ideas. ^^ AKA freezing the lane infront of the enemy tower. *

The majority of those are Jgl-Mains who dont understand the dynamics of creeps, they just want to push the lane because they were told to do so. They dont want to steal CS or autoloose the lane by a terrible freeze they want to help... but achieve the opposite.

Because of those guys (which also occure in Low freaking Diamond) I usually ping my Jgl back when they try to do something I will regret. xD

Additionally, pushing the Lane as Jgl also means that the enemy Team has full vision on you and can do everything they want for a few seconds, which could be a problem.

*For real this is the worst case scenario and I've seen it so many times! D: Die to my Laner, smite Blue infront of me, never show up once in a game.... OK totally fine, but dont freeze the lane close to their tower!! D: That's insta lose against Assassins!

Kiokami2 votes

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To be fair, some Jgls have some pretty... unique ideas. ^^ AKA freezing the lane infront of the enemy tower. *

The majority of those are Jgl-Mains who dont understand the dynamics of creeps, they just want to push the lane because they were told to do so. They dont want to steal CS or autoloose the lane by a terrible freeze they want to help... but achieve the opposite.

Because of those guys (which also occure in Low freaking Diamond) I usually ping my Jgl back when they try to do something I will regret. xD

Additionally, pushing the Lane as Jgl also means that the enemy Team has full vision on you and can do everything they want for a few seconds, which could be a problem.

*For real this is the worst case scenario and I've seen it so many times! D: Die to my Laner, smite Blue infront of me, never show up once in a game.... OK totally fine, but dont freeze the lane close to their tower!! D: That's insta lose against Assassins!

i had an annie mid get harassed to 5% by azir, minions were pushing into her tower, and when i came and told her to back she started ping spamming me, tried to cs and then died while backing right in front of azir. then claims my tax threw her lane. of 3 cs.

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