These Assassin Bruiser Builds are CANCER

Riot, there is a huge problem right now. I know this is going to go into the pile of things complain about bruiser builds on the wrong champions, but I just got out of a game where Yasuo Jax and Warwick were pulling 5 times the damage of their adc, team with three times (or in warwick's case, 5 times) anyone else's HP, and way over double their armor. What the actual fuck, Riot? These guys were 2-shotting everyone but the guy building full tank. He took 5 hits to kill. And these guys had health bars like they were tanks.

I recently lost a game and went back down to bronze 5 because I made the mistake of queueing in ranked by mistake. Muscle memory kicked in and I eneded up losing as support because I didn't know it was ranked; I was trying to train. It's my fault, and I'm not complain about that, just bringing up some context.

So, I shrug, and say, "It wasn't my main role, I need to queue up and catch back up to b4. No problem."

Then this bullshit happens and I am so tilted at how (Mainly Yasuo) can build bullshit like dead man's plate and make them nearly impossible to kill, while being able to kill me with two autos as the mage. Dodge? Well, I can't because Yasuo can dash directly past everyone in my team and auto me twice in a second, and I'm dead. There is not counterplay to that other than using zhonia's, which I did but it didn't help because my team couldn't kill him without my damage.

And also, All Yasuo has to do to get back to full health is lifesteal one minion wave. This mechanic makes me want to vomit blood. I don't know how you can fix one thing, emperor's bloodlust, and then make the game overall at least 5x more unhealthy.

Riot, this is cancer. This is bullshit. Our master yi built something traditional, but he got wrecked because he couldn't stand up to these bruiser builds. Shouldn't his damage outweigh their HP and armor? FUCK NO, because Fuck me, right?

Last week I proved in one weekend that I deserve more than bronze five, but these assholes can just come in and build something that breaks the game, and cements my place in the scum bucket that is bronze 5. I was doing great. My only deaths were at the end of the game when we were doing team fights. I didn't die ONCE in lane, and had a ton of kills. Everyone was fed; I had at least 75% kill participation, and I had some great farm. But I get fucked because this game has something that's so disbalanced that full build means you can't kill me, I'm going to destroy you in 2 hits, and then I'm going to win the game? This is fucking bullshit. I'll own up to making a silly mistake, but instead of starting at the normal 75 lp, I get to start at 50, because these guys (who aren't even good at the game, might I add; their tank stats let them screw up really hard and still live when death timers are at 80+ Seconds) decided to build something OP, that Riot hasn't addressed over several patches. I get fucking hobbled right out the gate, because these guys are unstoppable? It's already bad enough that you made dynamic queue that doesn't measure your own skill, just the skill of the people duoed together in your match and yet the wait time is still astronomical. Fuck, when are we going to get solo queue back, or at least some kind of dedicated option? I'm also sick and tired of losing to people who are clearly duoed up with either similar names, or the same team name, now that we have that feature we get to see exactly who's going to fuck us if they don't have the courtesy to match their summoner names.

They were arguably fed to a similar degree, and Yi wasn't a total idiot either; he just didn't have the damage to take these people. Please, nerf these builds; find some way to punish these people for straying away from full damage. Dead man's plate is a monstrosity, because it gives way too much mobility and gives a stupid passive damage ability, Sterak's Gage has been fucked up since release, and it's gotten to a point where assassins abuse it, adc's abuse it.... hell everyone but mages abuse it.

FUCK. THIS. GAME.

I know I'll calm down eventually, but I'm probably going to be completely tilted for a fucking week, and the whole time it's going to bother me that I'm bronze 5 again, is the fucking dregs of the worst players in the game, where there is nothing to learn and someone who's only kind of better, like someone in silver, is at the mercy if his teams fucking awful decisions, and can'd do shit to climb, but pray that some dickhead on your team doesn't throw.

FUCK

Oh, and I know all you zed, talon, yasuo, jax, and warwick fuckbois are out there, and I know you're going to come at me with a plethora of reasons why these builds aren't total fucking cancer, and I'm going to tell you to save it, because nothing you say will convince me that you're not total scum lords, who are abusing this system and desperately don't want their playstyle to get nerfed.

JUST. FUCKING. SAVE IT.