How to fix Ahri

TeemoXNidalee··6 votes·1,870 views

Charm: Target is no longer slowed, instead receives a 50% speed boost. If the target reaches Ahri while charmed, it will rape her for 3 seconds, dealing 300 (+ 120% of Ahri's AP) damage over the duration while suppressing her.

This change will separate good Ahris (R -> point blank E) from the great Ahris (Land max range charm).

It will also fit her thematically.

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ZephyrDrake10 votes

just because you have weird sex fantasies of raping ahri does not mean that your idea would fit her thematically

Kitsunes Lust6 votes

actually....in all reality.....it actually sort of would fit her thematically.....if this game raised its ESRB XD

Ahri is a gumiho, a 9 tailed fox spirit who transforms into beautiful women to seduce men and killing them for their heart or liver. so in translation, and the way she acts and talks, she is essentially a Succubus, a female sex demon. i mean, hell, her DEATH sounds like fugging moaning XD and plus, look at her quotes, especially how she SAYS them. "dont you trust me?" "let's have some REAL fun" "indulge me." "they're mine now." "Don't hold back" "I know what they desire." "Should I make your pulse rise? Or... STOP!"

um.....hello, 18+ XD and with fanfiction....yeeeeeaaaaahhhh XD

SwiftKitten881 votes

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actually....in all reality.....it actually sort of would fit her thematically.....if this game raised its ESRB XD

Ahri is a gumiho, a 9 tailed fox spirit who transforms into beautiful women to seduce men and killing them for their heart or liver. so in translation, and the way she acts and talks, she is essentially a Succubus, a female sex demon. i mean, hell, her DEATH sounds like fugging moaning XD and plus, look at her quotes, especially how she SAYS them. "dont you trust me?" "let's have some REAL fun" "indulge me." "they're mine now." "Don't hold back" "I know what they desire." "Should I make your pulse rise? Or... STOP!"

um.....hello, 18+ XD and with fanfiction....yeeeeeaaaaahhhh XD

you forgot http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Ahri/Quotes "shall we" "how tempting"

Kukan Seishin2 votes

You all know nothing about a Kumiho...

Kitsunes Lust1 votes

yeah im well aware of that, i was just listing examples that CLEARLY show she's flat out sexual XD

TyrekGoldenspear6 votes

... You are 15 different kinds of messed up.

SwiftKitten884 votes

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If the target reaches Ahri while charmed, it will rape her for 3 seconds, dealing 300 (+ 120% of Ahri's AP) damage over the duration while suppressing her.

that would make for an interesting animation...

TeemoXNidalee3 votes

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that would make for an interesting animation...

Yeah, a different animation for each champion would be cool... Thinking of something like Velkoz

SwiftKitten883 votes

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Yeah, a different animation for each champion would be cool... Thinking of something like Velkoz

think they might have to raise the game's ESRB rating a bit XD

Korijenkins3 votes

Good lord. What did I just read? Seriously though, nerf Ahri. 20% pick rate with 53% win rate is a bit absurd.

dunder kill2 votes

up to 54% now

Korijenkins2 votes

It just makes me wish Riot was faster to react to something getting out of control. It also makes me wish the playerbase wasn't so shallow to just jump on the bandwagon op champ.

Glîtchy3 votes

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Charm: Target is no longer slowed, instead receives a 50% speed boost. If the target reaches Ahri while charmed, it will rape her for 3 seconds, dealing 300 (+ 120% of Ahri's AP) damage over the duration while suppressing her.

This change will separate good Ahris (R -> point blank E) from the great Ahris (Land max range charm).

It will also fit her thematically.

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TekkenPlayer3 votes

Penis says yes

Everything else says no

Brain Errör 4041 votes

Pls, lolhe -- I mean, why would you make such a proposal...

TeemoXNidalee1 votes

Yeah from a thematic point, a voracious lust for Ahri makes much more sense than walking towards her slowly. It can also be a buff like it would be really easy to lure enemies under your tower or to your team.

Cocho1 votes

If Ahri lives untouched through this patch, I'm actually going to pick her up.

Orianna is annoying and I feel like she does well against her.

WitchQueen Annie1 votes

Its too hard to land E at max range

that's the main thing that is wrong with this proposal from a strictly game balance standpoint

Shadòw1 votes

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