Better buff Irelia
Despite the meme like nature of the post title, I think it is a relevant point with the incoming thornmail changes.
I can recognize that it was a change heavily geared against marksman that had the ability to drain tank off of tanky enemies thanks to life steal and especially botrk, basically toning down the safety that is out of hand with many of the ADC. But more than the champs that have heavy built in sustain alone (mundo, vlad, swain), there are a few champs that will have their fundamental kits and itemization hurt by both the attack speed slow and the grievous wounds, including irelia, there's also aatrox, xin who will be hurt VERY notably, in a similar way that the recent bami's/cinderhulk change helped tank junglers VERY notably.