I hate you jax

Want to wind down from ranked and untilt? Try a norm. And by norm I mean draft pick...you know. Ranked but none of the rewards.

But hey every time you play a norm the enemies WILL have a fucking jax. You know, that champ so overpowered he uses a lamp post? Yeah that guy.

Riot why the fuck does jax exist? His sole purpose is to piss people off and make you want to die. His entire kit can arguably counter everything in the entire game.

Passive, no need to buy attackspeed. Q, targeted flash with damage. W, Double autos. E, remove the enemy auto attacks. R, Look at me I'm maokai, + 3 hit passive.

This champ is pure cancer and makes me more violent every normal I play to "untilt" Because playing normals tilts you even fucking more knowing you have to deal with jax every game.

And it will ALL go the same.

Jax dies in lane once. Gets sheen gets 1 kill in lane. Gets trinity force wins the lane. Jax starts teamfights, presses E Q and gets a triple kill and 3 towers and a dragon. Jax starts a 2v5 and gets a pentakill. Jax sits in your fountain farming you for his 6th trinity force because lol fuck you. Jax wins the game at the 90 minute mark after your entire team is forced to afk.

The only thing that can kill a jax is a godlike mid lane mage...or veigar.

Veigar is seriously the ONLY champ who I enjoy playing normals with. Unless the enemies have a kat but she's just broken.

Oh you have jax and I'm veigar. Be a shame if someone DROPPED A FUCKING E ON YOU! Oh where you jumping to huh? HUH?! Awww you bought magic resist. EAT THIS TINY EVIL DICK YOU 3 FINGERED FUCK!

Less jax more veigar