Someone explain to me how i should react. read everything please.

Goodest Gamer··2 votes·661 views

I queue up for top. i get it.

2 minutes in my lee has died to the blue. 2:30 he died to blue again. 3:00 he takes blue with suppots help then dies to wolves. he ends up dying 6 times in under 5 minutes to the jungle. meanwhile me? i get a kill top and then get ganked. im ok with this. i then go back top to notice the kayle jungle is still ganking top and is in my bush. i look down to my lee and find out hes level 2 9 minutes in. i feel the tumor growing and question my capability to control my anger. i then get dove by a blitz/kayle/ryze who ALL flash on me. im ok with this because it means i can farm for a bit. i look down bot and notice the blitz hasnt been there for 10 minutes because the enemy lucian is 1v2ing my karma/ezreal. he is legit engaging on them for free and they just miss everything. i close my eyes and imagine riot lyte watching me waiting for my reaction. i keep my mouth shut and watch as my lee walks into the enemy team and kicks them into their team while getting hooked.

i take a deep breath and ask if god wants me to get perma banned. i take it easy and manage to flash ulti 4 people and get my team some gold. my ezreal is 5 levels down from their adc even when hes been sitting in lane afk for the past 10 minutes. the enemy top laner is chilling knowing his team is going to carry him. game ends when 3 of my teammates get hooked .

i leave instantly as soon as game ends because i know deep down i didnt lose shit. please explain how plat 1 elo is actually skillful and how the teammates i get should do this to me. thanks for reading everything regardless

24 Comments

Pupel2 votes

You go to the nearest drug dealer buy the best kush he sells and rolla big ol join and smoke it till you feel like you can play another one

Incognonymous2 votes

AFK.

Time to take this game back from the ELO terrorists. We will not give into their demands.

zSkeletoRz2 votes

Do what the rest of us are doing, play something else. Riot and their fanboys know this is a legitimate problem, they just don't care. To much effort, not enough reward.

President Swa1n2 votes

Thank you for not getting mad. I understand how annoying this can be.

Goodest Gamer1 votes

understand? no u dont. thats the 2nd game in a row where everyone on my team is 100 percent boosted.

DrCyanide2 votes

How do you think boosted players came to be? Well, it's due to smurfs, much like the account you're encountering them on. Smurfs that, even with the best of intentions, screw up games for the lower elos. They're two sides of the same coin.

Would you give up all your smurf accounts if it would mean never having another boosted player in the game?

Goodest Gamer1 votes

id give up every single account and my game knowledge if it meant league as a game had never existed in my life

DemonBoneJangles1 votes

{quoted}

deaths dont mater. ur questions dont mtter at all. what the fuvck are u on. i had 3 feeding morons.

hate to break it to you but when your so mad you cant even take two seconds to spellcheck it means yuh dun been pissed off bruh That aside since it was his only comment barf its acceptable as is the justified response from dustinsanity. [zombie-brand-clap]

President Swa1n2 votes

I meant to thank him for not flaming his in-game teammates.

DemonBoneJangles2 votes

i thank you for clarifying that, as i have no way of seeing his in game chatlog or anything else from the game itself, as i thought you were stating about this thread not the game, so i apologise if my reply was misinterpreted by anyone but we all make mistakes thanks again dood [slayer-jinx-catface]

President Swa1n2 votes

Haha np [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Goodest Gamer1 votes

You* Done* brother*

everyone can play that game.

DemonBoneJangles1 votes

wasn't actually directed at you but if you take it personally then well nuff said. I play no games good person, I do however love to comment and as viewed below this reply is a clarification to what I replied to in case your lack of thought on the matter is what lead you to accuse me of playing a game by stating you were mad and couldn't spellcheck before responding to someone who had simply asked you a few questions to possibly help you out with your failed game.

Besides I actually gave you praise that you didn't get more upset with his comment as most people would.

you dig brotherman? [slayer-jinx-unamused]

dim2a2 votes

Some games are just unwinnable. It's better to have bad lee and botlane in one game though than spread it out over 2. You take one loss, chalk it up to unwinnable, and move on. Some games will be just as unwinnable for the enemy, as long as this doesn't happen often to you, it won't affect you much. If it does, then you need to examine if there is anything you might be doing to bring this on (from your description, nothing in this game), but if it's once in a blue moon... happens, move on.

I think dynamic queue made the problem worse. But even without it, there would occasionally be games like this, not much riot or anyone can do about it. If they keep doing it, their mmr will drop quickly. If it was just one bad game for it (maybe botlane unexpectedly had 300 ping this game?), it's not anyone can predict or fix.

Dankstin1 votes
  1. What is your rank?
  2. Why are you Ezreal top?
  3. Do you fight these engages or try to just run away because you know fighting is imminent death?
  4. Are you working on your cs, or are you just waveclearing to defend your tower?
  5. Are you smurfing?
  6. What is your build?
  7. Did you duo queue or team up?
  8. Is this ranked or normals?

Answer all of these and I'll get back to you when I can.

Goodest Gamer1 votes

was riven top vs ryze. my rank was plat 5 wiht plat 1 mmr. i fought what i thought was winnable. i was the highest cs in the game i was smurfing but still playing vs plat 1s which my main is d5 my build was mr vs their 3 aps with black cleaver sustain and cdr i was solo it was ranked

Dankstin1 votes

What items did you have other than black cleaver, and did you die a few times before you finished the item?

When I'm top and being camped by AP and/or my enemy is AP top and I even THINK the matchup might be difficult, I buy health items like Phage, into Banshee's just to be safe. I find it's ludicrous for you to have bought Black Cleaver despite having being camped and knowing you have to fight Ryze top. MR and HP should have been prioritized over damage. Riven deals damage, but not if she's burst down immediately by 3 aps.

Goodest Gamer1 votes

deaths dont mater. ur questions dont mtter at all. what the fuvck are u on. i had 3 feeding morons.

Dankstin2 votes

{quoted}

deaths dont mater. ur questions dont mtter at all. what the fuvck are u on. i had 3 feeding morons.

I don't know how you got placed high enough to be Diamond with that negative attitude. You are the common denominator to all your games, and if you aren't making optimal decisions during a losing game, you're reducing the chance of winning despite the team's issues. Don't "humor" me by answering my questions if you aren't willing to absorb the knowledge that comes from the damn replies. I wasted my time replying to you and trying to help your situation. 3 feeders doesn't mean autolose. It means it's going to take some thinking to try to win. A Diamond with the bronze mentality. Never seen that before.

Goodest Gamer1 votes

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Dankstin2 votes

I didn't even mention anything remotely related to your toxicity. I explicitly was talking and only mentioned your itemization choices against the damage types you were facing. But you know what? I'm glad you lost that game and are raging where you sit. I bet that chat log is chock full of things to get your permabanned and I hope you DO get permabanned because this community needs a LOT less of your kind in it. That game was likely your karma for being such a closed-minded tryhard jerk of a smurf who can't even handle your own in the environment where you're supposed to be able to roflstomp. Get rekt scrublord.

BluePolarizer2 votes

it is not true. the common denominator argument only works for solo/duo queue. it does not work for dynamic queue where you could theoretically go against full 5-stacks one game and have all solos the next. nobody knows what rank actually means anymore.

DrCyanide2 votes

... your example literally re-emphasizes that "the only common denominator is you" is more true than it has ever been.

Eevee In A Jar1 votes

TBH I'm not sure why this is being downvoted. As someone who was in Plat 1 drop straight to plat 4, I also can't help but ask in MORE THAN HALF OF MY GAMES are people getting massively boosted? Then I remembered. Dynamic Queue oh. I remember this is why. So for someone like me who doesn't play 18 hours a day and pick freelo champs every fucking game (seriously all you Lucian mains lol; you guys were Ekko mains and Yi mains just few months ago), I keep getting stuck with players who are seriously bad. It makes 0 sense a jungler at the diamond level be level 2 at 9 minutes in as the OP's game states. It makes 0 sense a laner goes 0/5 in the first 5 minutes at my rank. When players like me were bronze, back when we used ELO rating, people told us to stop crying and get better. The current approach is just spam fotm champs. People only care about ranking up the fastest, not actually getting better. If people actually cared about getting better, they'd not argue every time another player says something to them. But no everyone believes they are Faker even though they have the mechanics of a player who should never rank out of silver with simple lack of fundamental mechanics and knowledge in the game... but they're making it to plat and diamond.

As a plat player, I don't believe plat or diamond players are very good... but in comparison to the rest of the community other than those above, they are pretty ahead in mechanics. I mean we're supposed to be top 4-5 % as a plat player. Yet players are making it to this rank... like an epidemic. I'm not talking about one or two games out of ten. My god that would be a godsend. I'm talking about EVERY OTHER GAME. Just spend 10-15 minutes on the forums for "looking for premade" posts. 90% of them, people look for smurfs. I don't care about smurfs but I do when they're basically openly boosting people. Legitimately every bad thing Riot said will happen if they should rid Solo Q is happening. They argued against Dynamic Q-like structure for rank for 5 seasons then when they want to start catering to every brain dead moron who just picked up the game because they have more spending potential since they bought less items...? They don't even care about the game anymore.

No one cares if you implement new dragon when you remake bunch of shit easy to play champs with low risk and high rewards to be even stronger. The new dragon system did nothing to make the game more fun or more competitive. A person who's pretty damn bad around at the silver level can play evenly with low plat or high gold players with Lucian. That makes 0 sense. Lucian is only the tip of the iceberg. We continue getting easy to play champs that reward you for NOT doing things properly. When have you ever heard of a sport that skews competition by rewarding you for doing something wrong and punish you for doing something right?

One of my buddy I play with frequentlY i know shouldn't be above bronze 4 is the same rank as me. And he talks A LOT of shit to everyone. This is what you created Riot. YOU caused this. And the neverending hypersensitive 10 year old SJW who blindly defend Riot and Dyn Q and broken champions. I mean when was the last time Riot efficiently BALANCED anyone really? Like why are they making low risk high reward champs even more low risk and high reward whereas high risk high reward champs are still left out in the dark? Why are early game powerhouses scaling so well into late game if late game champs still have poor early game? Why is Riot changing Zyra into a freelo shit easy champ? She used to take skill to play. That's only the tip of the iceberg. Most of you know all the problems this crappy game has.

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