You know what is broken? Riven
's sword.
's sword.
Her ult is balanced though because it fixes her sword.
A sword mirrors its owner.
Only Riven can handle the balance of her sword when it's fixed.
Riven's Q's 1st and 2nd slashes deals, at minimum, 10+10+10(=30) to 90+90+90(=270) damage (not including bonus AD).
I also want to know why Riven gets a free Q movement speed bonus and is granted a W stun that doesn't reset her abilities like Udyr's. Or the reason it deals so much damage.
Now, I also want to know why she also gets more of a shield than Shen. Sure, her minimum is from 90 to 210 and Shen's is 60 to 220 but that doesn't change the fact that she if she has 210 attack damage, she gains a 420 shield, yet if Shen has 220 ability power, he only gains a 352 shield. Shen isn't even going to even be building AP since he's a tank so why is this?
I think it's because her diving patterns tend to be a lot more dangerous to herself than if say, Zed was to dive, or LB, or seemingly every assassin that isn't Talon and maybe Rengar. If she wants that kill, she has to spend all of her cooldowns unless she's very ahead. That leaves her right in the enemy team, if a teamfight, or right on top of the other person in case they lived and can fight back. A very dangerous proposition for anyone, especially if they're mêlée only and squishy to boot.
She also doesn't build defensively, getting maybe one or two defensive items. So while her shield is larger than Shen's numerically, it isn't actually much more effective. It's literally "just enough to operate." Plus, Shen isn't in a great spot right now - I don't really know why you compared her shield to Shen's, whose shield won't really scale throughout the game as opposed to Nautilus or Sion, both of whom have shields that do scale, and they build defensively, meaning their shields are as big, or bigger, than Riven's, and far, far more effective.
But seriously: Given her role, if she didn't have decent damage and some sort of survivability with her kit, she'd be outright useless. Not even "balanced, but weak", no. She'd be useless.
I hate Riven, too, but there are reasons for her design and numbers.
Riven is one of my favorite top lane champions. I think this is probably the best description of her kit, ever.
Riven's Q's 1st and 2nd slashes deals, at minimum, 10+10+10(=30) to 90+90+90(=270) damage (not including bonus AD). Assuming all of them hit, and its also not that much at all.... 6 second cooldown. I also want to know why Riven gets a free Q movement speed bonus and is granted a W stun that doesn't reset her abilities like Udyr's. Or the reason it deals so much damage. Free means free, cooldowns are a resource. Also udyr stun can stun anyone repeatedly with first hit, its an auto attack, it gives him movement speed, why the comparison? Also, the W stun is extremely short range and has a animation afterward that is awkward to cancel most of the time. And it really doesn't do that much damage either, long cooldown too.
Now, I also want to know why she also gets more of a shield than Shen. Sure, her minimum is from 90 to 210 and Shen's is 60 to 220 but that doesn't change the fact that she if she has 210 attack damage, she gains a 420 shield, yet if Shen has 220 ability power, he only gains a 352 shield. Shen isn't even going to even be building AP since he's a tank so why is this? Riven has waaaaaaaaaay lower base defensive stats than shen, why keep comparing 2 completely different champions with COMPLETELY<- different roles....
thats not how balance works, shen doesn't have to burst multiple people with 1500 health and all casting abilities as well as being a high priority target in almost every teamfight, riven has a better shield because if she didn't have one she would have to build really heavy tank and not be the same champion.
Lets take a fight, riven E Q(3)'s in, with flash from a bush and hits the enemy carry, instantly kills her, then what? has to wait a few seconds to E out, 400 health, likely if riven didn't wait for the CC or this is was subplat elo, then she would've died instantly, maybe not even getting the kill on the carry. The big shield doesn't matter if you get hit with 2000 damage instantly when you actually play league of legends, not final fantasy or whatever you are trying to balance...?
You make good points but a resource is not a good enough answer. The fact you make Udyr's stun, something that doesn't deal much as is, sound so powerful is humorous to me. To get in close, I have to have some good movement speed and/or a flash ready. But, now you want to say that Riven's stun is so close range? Udyr needs to do a melee attack to get his done.
But the thing that makes me want to very mad is the fact that you honestly did no back-check to make sure that Riven was weaker than Shen. Sure, Shen has +1 more armor and +1 more armor per level up, max is +17, but most of Shen's damage comes from magic while Riven has 31 MR at the start and is able to gain more per level, up to 21.25. So, Riven isn't too weak. Or, as you said, way lower base defense.
You make good points but a resource is not a good enough answer. The fact you make Udyr's stun, something that doesn't deal much as is, sound so powerful is humorous to me. To get in close, I have to have some good movement speed and/or a flash ready. But, now you want to say that Riven's stun is so close range? Udyr needs to do a melee attack to get his done.
But the thing that makes me want to very mad is the fact that you honestly did no back-check to make sure that Riven was weaker than Shen. Sure, Shen has +1 more armor and +1 more armor per level up, max is +17, but most of Shen's damage comes from magic while Riven has 31 MR at the start and is able to gain more per level, up to 21.25. So, Riven isn't too weak. Or, as you said, way lower base defense.
Instead of sustain, riven has a shield. She has almost no natural hp regen. Not only does shen have natural hp regen to go with his shield.. he also has susain from his q, and his hp scaling passive proc gets its cd lowered while his shield is up. Shen also scale well with building defence while riven get's far far less from building defence. Also, shen shield lasts a lot longer time than Riven's shield which has to be timed right to mitigate damage. If riven wants to go in for cs against an opponent who can safely harass her, she has to either shield instantly on reaction to the incoming harass and risk not doing it it time or blow it too early and get harassed right after it goes down.
A rioter once explained that 'her shield IS her sustain'. Shen's shield isn't his sustain, it's just a tool to win trades with and to help him tank 3+ people he taunted into.
Thematically, riven is designed to be leagues version of a fighting game character, and those games have 'blocking' as a core aspect - so Riven is designed to be able to 'hit the block button' with her shield that has a low cooldown later in the game and only lasts a super short period of time (only 2 ticks of ignite) and get punished if she doesn't use it correctly.
I could go on, but basically you can't compare two champions abilities in isolation. There's a reason mages who have shields don't scale the shield off of hp or something too but I don't see you questioning that when lux throws out an aoe stacking ap scaling team wide shield.
Not true at all, Riven comes nowhere near close to that sword's curves
glad to see reds aren't replying to completely pointless posts
They are people. Let em have fun, please. =)
Glad to see the player relations manager is able to relate to the players he manages.
Fucking rektum rekt
You know what else is broken? 
's vision.
Jk he's straight up broken. Period. I'll show myself out now.
You know what else is broken?
's vision.
Jk he's straight up broken. Period. I'll show myself out now.
yeah, broken if you're bronze.
he is almost never picked or a threat in bronze.
why is there a lee argument in every damn g&d post
Lee Sin is one of those champs who has been either decent or above average for so long many will not be pleased until he is gutted out of viability.
Same with riven
and Annie
and Leblanc
and Zed
and Morgana
STARTING TO REALIZE, MAYBE....
that people have no clue how games are "balanced" and just voice their factually stated opinions that have no evidence or reason concretely.
How to make a really dumb balance post,
Bruh. SHHHHHHHHHH Don't give away the secret!
She should have sprung for the blade warranty.
You know what else is broken? Urgot 's nipple.

I think this comment is under-appreciated.
Maybe it's because Urgot's old splash art made it so obvious and nasty.
"Must... thank... existence (without my nipple) is torment."
You know what else is? Swain
's leg.
ayyyyyyy lmao
A sword mirrors its owner.
So yeah, the title explains it all.
I love how her backstory is all "I shattered my sword as a symbol of my rejection of Noxus and violence as the sole answer to all problems!" Meanwhile her ult is "Oh wait, I needed that."
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I love how her backstory is all "I shattered my sword as a symbol of my rejection of Noxus and violence as the sole answer to all problems!" Meanwhile her ult is "Oh wait, I needed that."
Her quotes make it more clear that she broke her sword because she's lost her way and is unsure of what to do now that shes questioning how shes lived her life:
"So long I've wandered..." "How should I proceed?" "Burdens of the past." "My hands are stained." and of course the well know: "A sword mirrors its owner."
Then she has lines for when she ults that show that, for those few seconds, she knows what she needs to do:
"A moment of clarity." "Leave doubt behind." "I know my purpose." "No more hesitation." "No looking back." "The time for talk is over." "There is no other way."
Yeah! They need to nerf that sword! Put it back together and... wait, what were we doing again?
I was about to come in here and say "your grammar", because you called Riven a what and not a* who*. However, I was bested. Checkmate, me.
Technically, Riven is indeed a 'what'. She's the product of source code (I suck with computers/computer language, but you know what I mean).
I came in expecting this to be a bait that finishes with 's sword, and I was right.
aye lmao
hey this is hard to do you fraggle
She really isn't that bad. Just counter pick fiora and collect free ip
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE READ THE POST
crafty
I literally was gonna post that when I saw the title, before I had opened the post itself. Great minds think alike XD
Riven, the generalist that outperforms niche champs in everything.
I did meth once. Somehow I ended up on the lolforums also.
You know who is super easy to deny farm early game and snowball against? Riven
all the cool cats have left the building and all thats left are morons who seriously think im actually complaining about riven
WP
I came into this thread expecting something like this, and you did not fail to satisfy.