Another SoloQQ post

Hey! I got your attention, I hope. This isn't a post that is soloQQing. Rather, it's a PSA to all soloQQers.

Lemme just define the term. A soloQQer isn't someone who has problems with Dynamic Queue- it's not a perfect system, and Riot knows it too. SoloQQers are the ones you find complaining that Dynamic Queue 'devalues personal skill', or say the entire system is 'made for boosting bronzies into muh elo'. SoloQQers, quite simply, want Solo Queue or nothing.

First off! It's not happening. The bulk of the community doesn't want soloQ, they want Dynamic Queue to stop being ShittyMcShitterson, and that's what Riot is working on. The best case scenario is that the 1-3 limit is added at all ranks alongside Team Ranked; Solo Queue isn't coming back, ever. Most of us don't want it.

Secondly! You, SoloQQers, include the most disgustingly toxic players in League. There's a VERY good reason Riot is ignoring you. It's not JUST because you're a tiny subset of the actual playerbase- it's because the community would probably be better off without you! Here's a few examples: "Dynamic Queue devalues personal skill!" Translation: "I can't completely ignore my team and do my own thing because the other team might be coordinated! SCREW THIS!" "HIGH ELO PLAYERS AND BOOSTING RAGE FLAME RAGE!" Translation: "I had a bad game and I saw one of my teammates make a big misplay, so every other player in my rank must be boosted!!1!" "Premades are so toxic!" Translation: "Bard ADC is bad and I should feel bad. Also, I got chat restricted for E-ing into the other team at six minutes in, dying, and then flaming my entire team for not helping all the rest of the game." "MUH ENEMY PREMADES, MATCHMAKE UNFAIR, 4 MAN GANKS TOP/BOT/MID ALL GAME!" Translation: "I've never played against a coordinated team before, I'm used to having soloQ players march up to me one by one for the slaughter! I shouldn't have to not sit under the opposing tower, OMG." "DYNAMIC QUEUE SUCKS RIOT GIVE US BACK SOLOQ OR I AM TAKING MY 10 DOLLARS OF RP I WAS GONNA BUY AND LEAVING." Translation: (The AD Kind) "I can't feed hard enough to overcome three or more coordinated players trying to win! I need the chaos of SoloQ to get my rocks off to a group of 9 people miserable after a worthless win or seemingly inevitable loss!"