Matchmaking?

I notice when playing on a painfully leveled account that there actually isn't any matchmaking...

I'm a fresh 30 literally 0 ranked games because I have to grind champions like a peasant.

Enemy team. Gold Gold Plat Plat Diamond

My team. Unranked, Level 19, plat , gold , diamond

There is an unranked and a level 19 so why is the entire enemy team gold+? I guess that ONE diamond 4 is a god right? This is just his off game? 3/12 diamond god over here. Ques with his girlfriend or little brother who is lv 19 and they have to "balance" it so they make the entire enemy team randomzied skill. Oh but the entire enemy team is premade so they have to factor in a full team of high ranks with coms. Don't give me the mmr because that's some cancerous garbage that makes me want to blow my head off. This 5 man that only does ranked decides to do a bunch of normals so the team they fight CANNOT WIN no matter what you try you're just their 40 minute cumrag who they'll just have their way with and toss you aside like brad pit's acting career. And because you have the diamond and his mentally handicapped cousin who his parents told him he had to let play too. They will never surrender a game. 0/400? Guys I'm not toxic trash like you! NEVER SURRENDER.

While you're not toxic. You most certainly are trash.

Look at that, no swears. Can you say reformed riot?