If only Riot put as much effort into balancing the game...

fuffychan··2 votes·524 views

as they did making "cool" emotes and chat lines.

"woop-di-doo Rakan Xayah can recall together! because theyre lovers! get it?!"

Nobody gives a f--- Riot just balance your sh--- game first

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Bottom Laner8 votes

I agree. Let's put the design team all on the balance team instead. And you know what? Why stop there? I want the people who spent a decade in medical school to instead make hotdogs instead of their original job too! We need a doctor for a broken leg? Get the electrian to do it! Lights went out? Get the botanist to fix the circuits! Let's just have everyone doing someone else's jobs because clearly the Riot design team is the absolutely most qualified to balance the game!

Fed by Snu Snu2 votes

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I agree. Let's put the design team all on the balance team instead. And you know what? Why stop there? I want the people who spent a decade in medical school to instead make hotdogs instead of their original job too! We need a doctor for a broken leg? Get the electrian to do it! Lights went out? Get the botanist to fix the circuits! Let's just have everyone doing someone else's jobs because clearly the Riot design team is the absolutely most qualified to balance the game!

That's funny because many people who finish medical school do end up making hot dogs in the world we live in.

Ahristocats1 votes

what? no way i'm doing that

ºˉ GeMıNı2 votes

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I agree. Let's put the design team all on the balance team instead. And you know what? Why stop there? I want the people who spent a decade in medical school to instead make hotdogs instead of their original job too! We need a doctor for a broken leg? Get the electrian to do it! Lights went out? Get the botanist to fix the circuits! Let's just have everyone doing someone else's jobs because clearly the Riot design team is the absolutely most qualified to balance the game!

i think you reaaaallllly missed the point here while trying to be funny, which in fact, you were not.

Bottom Laner2 votes

The point was that it's not the design team's job to balance the game

ÁrYaN3 votes

I dunno, it was pretty funny

Paquay2 votes

I think you missed the point. And it was funny. And you have a black hole for a sense of humor.

GankedByWindows2 votes

The balance team and the skin team are completely separate. The people that work on skins have nothing to do with balance.

fuffychan1 votes

Maybe they can afford to get more people for the balance team instead of hiring 100 to make fancy skins

Paquay2 votes

Ever heard the term too many cooks in the kitchen?

You can't just hire a thousand people and go, look I've got a ton of people working to balance the team, and everything is magically fixed.

Do you not understand how balance works?

fuffychan1 votes

Right now its a bunch of monkeys slapping stuff off the kitchen table.

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