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ArnoldSchwarzens28 votes

Amen. Fuck those pussy ass skirmishers. Yasuo Fiora Riven Gangplank Jayce

Beastyboy387IVC3 votes

Jax MasterYi Fiora can rape juggernauts lategame Jayce Graves would just kite

ArnoldSchwarzens11 votes

The point is not if they're getting countered by juggernauts or not. The point is that fuck them because they're cowards who can't stand a glorious face-to-face fight with their obviously much manlier lane opponents.

GULAG 4 U3 votes

Well generally it's because they don't have the upfront damage. "Man fights" are more like stat checks, and stat checks aren't too fun.

Big Lincoln17 votes

pussy ass champions who have to prance and jump everywhere instead of doing the manly thing and slamming your face into someone until one of you dies

fuck 'em

Melledoneus1 votes

Shen Bitch please I only dash because I need to get closer to kick your ass.

chipndip11 votes

Yi can very much play that game better than anyone else when he's on items.

Martian Spartan1 votes

Have you seen jax into garen anywhere before 30 mins? Garen demolishes jax just from high base damage.

Beastyboy387IVC1 votes

I said lategame

GULAG 4 U3 votes

Lol the only champs that play like pussies that you've mentioned are GP and jayce lel. Yasuo is extremely reliant on going balls deep. And most yasuo's are pretty suicidal.

notmebuthim4 votes

Gangplank U kidding me? Manliest champ in the game. just look at his loverIllaoi

RavenMagus12 votes

http://i.imgur.com/3cVT1WZ.png

Screw juggernauts, ap forever

..except Mordekaiser. He's cool. (cause he's AP)

Big Lincoln12 votes

downvoted reported blocked and muted

RavenMagus6 votes

if I play full tank katarina will you forgive me

50000000000000001 votes

How do you feel about Mundo? He's a juggernaut that doesn't build AP, but still does a ton of magic damage.

RavenMagus2 votes

Build a gunblade and I'm in.

Faie5 votes

http://puu.sh/uuKL0/48474fa856.jpg

MUAHAHAHAHA long live marksmen

AMYS GRAVE4 votes

DrMundo Nunu Shyvana Trundle Volibear

so far to go ....

Spice POWAH4 votes

Inb4 people run into the room and call Garen a tank

RainXBlade1 votes

Pre-rework Garen was already considered a tank.

50000000000000003 votes

Before Garen's rework, the definition of classes were all over the place. He'd still not be a tank by today's definition, which is a CC threat.

Gregor Gysi2 votes

Well, there is a difference between class and role - Garen surely is not within the definition of the tank class, but he can fullfill the role of being the tank.

VelvetCrotch3 votes

Illaoi nice! got her 6 too!

Revali3 votes

Where's Udyr, he's considered a juggernaut

Udyr item 3070

Big Lincoln1 votes

he's at m3

I'm going by who I have closest to m5 first which is Voli and then Udyr

but udyr is one of the juggs I can't really play for very long, same with shyvana and trundle. just not really my style, but I'm morally obligated to take him to m5

Hallbuster2 votes

Mordekaiser is terrible, why would you play him?

420 grams15 votes

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Mordekaiser is terrible, why would you play him?

He's not terrible though? Why do you think he is?

Hallbuster2 votes

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He's not terrible though? Why do you think he is?

No cc, no mobility/escape, no sustain, all his attacks are at melee range, no gap closer, the list is endless.

Critmaster Garen16 votes

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No cc, no mobility/escape, no sustain, the list is endless.

he does have sustain tho. even when you dont count his shield, he still has a significant heal on his w.

Hallbuster3 votes

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he does have sustain tho. even when you dont count his shield, he still has a significant heal on his w.

Huh, I must have been missed this then.

Fondling Gems4 votes

It is honestly pretty crazy when maxed. You get a good 400 health heal off minions every 8 seconds while also building up your shield. You can also run off and do it on krugs/gromp between waves.

Malicious Metal27 votes

Keep telling yourself that.

Irelia Bot2 votes

Are you sure those are all assassins?

Spice POWAH4 votes

Annie's not on that list, so that's not all the assassins kinda kappa

PROJECT Katarìna1 votes

If I can oneshot its an assassin

Mira Arya Enthe2 votes

I am glad I just play what I like and have a fairly balanced perspective. I play at least 2 champions from every class except assassins, they simply don't appeal to me in this game.

Big Lincoln1 votes

are you saying I don't play what I like

you want to throw down, buddy?????

Mira Arya Enthe4 votes

Seeing as Shyvana destroys Garen and is more viable in higher tiers. Sure ;DDDDDDDD

Tychusfindlay9192 votes

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Seeing as Shyvana destroys Garen and is more viable in higher tiers. Sure ;DDDDDDDD

And Darius is more viable than both of them, and then we all get to laugh and cry and have a good time knowing that none of us are viable in competitive or challenger tier FeelsBadMan

Mira Arya Enthe2 votes

But I also play Riven ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Faustavian2 votes

Skarner item 3070

ModJango Mage2 votes

http://imgur.com/gallery/nfokC i think i won. GLORY TO THA MAGEEEEES

no to toxic1 votes

He calls Olaf a juggernaut instead of a failure

Big Lincoln16 votes

olaf is a manly man's character so it's no wonder that EU players wouldn't like him

no to toxic1 votes

Manly character? Dude what is manly about running mindlessly into the enemy to get your head bashed in. A manly man would heal himself trough the dmg or be so tanky that the enemy just gives up. Olaf does none of those things. Even his lore makes him a suicidal teenager wich is too big of a pussy to die. Meanwhile look at Yorick his story hints at him regularly getting in fights with Maiden of the Mist wich often times end with the Maiden visiting her family with a blue eye. That is manly storytelling wich talks about taboo topics in our society.

NastyMcOutplay11 votes

he wants to die a glorious death so he fights literally anything but always wins

Thales2252 votes

Bruh he has a skin called Brolaf... If that isn't manly then idk what is

Sahn Uzal2 votes

EU players don't like manly characters?

Laughs in 190k Sion mastery points

mr Boombastic7871 votes

Hey! He is the man of mans and he is based on vikings from northern EU, your insults do not work here!

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