Community Challange. Badly discribe a champion to make them as OP sounding as possible.
Rules, You have to be accurate in what the ability does, Numbers cant be exaggerated.
Ideally I would love to see every champion misrepresented here so for some extra style points pick a champ nobody else has done.
passive: Make anything you hit start bleeding, stacks until more than tripling from four stacks to five stacks.
Q deal damage all around you and heal for more than 10% of missing health per champion hit
w auto reset that slows them downso much that it is nearly a root
e wide range pull that gives free armor pen to darius
r deal true damage based off of passive stacks and reset if you land the killing blow.
He can get solo laner exp even in a duo lane
He gets a ton of shields for damaging people with ANY of his abilities
His Q empowers his autos THREE TIMES and the third one is EVEN STRONGER than the previous two
His W damages enemies in an AoE AND heals him for absurdly high amounts, and he gets a whole second AoE field from any ally - EVEN MINIONS!
His E is a fat AoE cone that's too fast to dodge and will always do tons of damage AND give him shields
He can click on ANYONE with R and do tons of %HP damage without even touching them. If he kills them he gets a free pet he can use his W on. He can even TAKE DRAGON AS A PET with it!
He can literally use Dragon's dead body to fight Baron Nashor, and he can turn a 5v5 teamfight into a 4v6 with an undodgeable point-and-click ult.
And to top it all off... he DOESN'T use mana!
Freezes the area while he rams his big ice pillar up your butt so he can smash you, bite you hard, and suck you dry.
Make everyone unkillable for a short time