Riot HQ Meeting Must Look Like This
The following is a joke. I am not implying it will be overpowered, it hasn't been released yet, I have no way of knowing and therefore cannot judge that. However, the design itself HAS been revealed, so it's fair game to critique it. At the risk of being down-vote bombed,...
Wow, people seem pretty pissed off about Kalista. Wonder why that is?
Well, people don't seem to like it when their ally can grab a hold of their champion.
Alright, what else?
Well, they seem tired of % max Health scaling.
Anything else?
It seems unpopular to have invincibility in the kit.
Oh, and they seem to dislike mobility, too.
They also seem to dislike wall-of-text kits with several passives or several effects on one skill.
People also like to make fun of champions that are rewarded for clicking the enemy three times.
Alright then team, our next champion' abilities all have a second effect except his W which has three potential effects, he'll be able to grab allied champions and give them invincibility without it even being an ultimate, he'll get a vision drain that also functions as a very powerful displacement CC, and actually, just being a powerful displacement CC isn't enough, let's make it also a damage nuke by giving it % max health scaling,...Y'know what, how about ALL OF HIS DAMAGE will scale on % max health, then he'll get a near global teleport that he can use to also nearly globally teleport an ally. We'll toss in some damage and defensive scaling for good measure. Does that cover everything?
Yeah but let's toss in some sustain, too. Then we can afford to give him some more CC on his Q.
Don't forget to make his passive trigger on three attacks!
Alright, we'll add it in! This champion is a great idea! Nobody EVER dislikes tanky damage dealers! This'll go over well with the fans.
