So I took the advice of taking this game less serious
Best thing I ever did.
Now I don't really care about winning or losing anymore. I don't even care about my rank anymore - I mean, I am already gold, so I would already get maximal rewards. That is, if I would care about the rewards, but every victorious skin is a) ugly as heck or b) in the games I am in everyone has it anyways so... not exactly something to express individuality?
So now I am veeeeeeeery chill about everything. Which means:
Now I can make sure instead, that the annoying toxics on my team, who do seem to take the game seriously, lose their shit, tilt hard and lose the game. Especially when it's toxic premades. God I love that. I sit there, watch/read stuff on the second screen while playing half assed/afk farm or straight up feed.
The thing is: when you take the game seriously, you want to keep playing. You want to be the very best. So a ban or a suspension would be devastating. But what if you don't really care? Then you can lose games all day for those who deserve it, and even laugh your ass off about how much they tilt in the chat, sometimes so hard I report them after the game, and not shortly later I get a notice that a toxic has been punished. Seriously, some people are too stupid to flame without getting caught up in the automatic system.
So here an advice: just chill, stop taking everything so seriously, and ruin games for those who deserve it <3