the arf urf experience

My experience so far is ar urf

The point of the game is to have fun, I can respect that. So naturally I'll bitch and whine about my times playing it. I'll limit it to 5 games.

First game, I get kassadin. Already I think "hell yeah bruther" and go about having a sub par game since the rest of my team were unlucky in their champs getting suck picks as caitlyn and first time singed, we ended with a score roughly 30 to 60ish. Alright I had fun for a little bit anyways.

Second game, Rengar. ahaha AHAHAH AAAAAAHAHAHA DIE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES! NOW IS THE HOUR! OF KNIFE CAT! SJKDBFSDKHFBDJLBH murder the entire enemy team every 10 seconds with my ult, running at the speed of sound, nigh unstopable. Amazing.

Third game, veigar. I have never known as much joy for about 5-6 minutes in my entire life. But then malph hit 6 hovered his mouse over me, and then I saw only darkness. But I didn't care, for those 5-6 minutes I was a child again. 10/10

4th game, zed. I did alright for a bit, but they had some tank like jax or xin running around instakilling us before we could react.

5th game cait, absolutely fucking shitstomped in laning phase any phase, anyone in the game could've 1v1d me. Disable cait from urf.

Then there's the countless games where I get something stupidly overpowered and get to have fun, only to be dodged. I'd play with any of my friends but they have the AR aspect of urf and only stand 2 games at most since when we all que unless we're a full 5 man. We get dodged every single fucking game. All of them we've been dodged 2 times. You get a fun champ, then someone dodges, and you get a less fun champ that you can't do shit with.

That's the experience with ar urf, flip a coin, heads you have fun, tails you get fucked. "try to have fun" yeah the black and white screen has never looked to fun. You'll seriously be dead 99% of the match if you don't get someone with either A: a ton of range poke. B: a crazy fast burst or reliable burst. or C: LIMITLESS CC veigar come back to me T.T

So if you want to play ar urf, I'd probably say play some fallout 4 or something idk. 0/10 give me regular urf you cucks.