Try explaining how to play Kalista to a new player

Penta Penguin·Sep 16, 2015·2 votes·505 views

Good luck.

11 Comments

SpartenA7991Sep 16, 20154 votes

Step 1: Build item 3085 Step 2: Auto attack enemy while clicking away from them. Step 3: When they get low, press E Step 4: Freelo (profit)

disregardableSep 16, 20151 votes

I'd throw in, "Before you get boots, you're better off just walking away".

SpartenA7991Sep 16, 20151 votes

I honestly don't think she needs boots. I'm only saying that because i'm comparing her passive to normal adc movements. Jinx only gets on kill/assist/ tower destruction. Vayne only gets it on approaching enemies. Kalista is just auto attack and get movement. Boots do help, but you honestly go without them.

disregardableSep 16, 20151 votes

Have you ever even played Kalista? Legit question.

SpartenA7991Sep 16, 20151 votes

Yeah. Played her twice in last week. ADC is my worse role but I like to shake things up. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA1/213024233

disregardableSep 16, 20151 votes

Her passive is actually significantly slower than walking. She needs boots for the extra range and AS. It took me 15 seconds to use attack move click to go from top of the brush near enemy tower to the bottom of the brush near our tower. Walking the same distance took me 7 seconds.

SpartenA7991Sep 16, 20151 votes

You get my point. I only listed her key item. Of course you'd never go into a match and only buy a item 3085 . That's begging to lose the game. I didn't think i would have to explain my humor. Lesson learned, I'm sorry.

5000000000000000Sep 16, 20151 votes

Try explaining Kindred.

Penta PenguinSep 16, 20151 votes

My friend spent literally 20 minutes trying to explain just her abilities it to someone who even plays LoL but never played her before

ShaftyMegeeSep 16, 20151 votes

Just click till you get wrist cancer.

MyrddinSep 16, 20151 votes

it's a less complicated Draven ... i dont understand

at the beginning of the game you choose someone to marry, by slowly draining the life out of them. Her auto attacks make her jump in a direction you click after, similar to draven axe placement.

One skill throws a spear and lunges in a direction

One has a passive that if you and your chosen life partner both attack does a % of their max HP, on a significant cooldown. it's active sends out a thing similar to the wolf spirit if you are jungling. it's really just a guy that gives you vision, roams around, and yells at people it sees to get off their lawn.

last basic skill is like a poison for every attack that stacks infinitely, but the poison doesnt activate until kalista yells at the person, and when she does it does a lot of damage based on how many stacks of the poison it had on it. The stacks do fall off the target if kalista hasnt attacked it recently.

Ult - its for you just cant stand that jerk following you around and being so clingy, you pick up your loved one and throw them somewhere else, anywhere else, just not near you anymore. Marriage is hard, sometimes you just need a break from one another.

overall kalista is like marriage, painful, soul sucking, and in the end you just want to get away from it, but keep coming back because of some stupid bond you made long ago.

Now how to play it, right click, press buttons... right click some more