Crying about bullshit.

The new runes, some dumbass champs that are fucking annoying. Riot in general and why I think they beat their employee's, highest levels of sarcasm and salt.

The new runes are here, the new season is looking like anything not a tank or assassin is useless. Oh and champs who CAN'T BE FUCKING FOUGHT!

The new runes consist of only 3, klepto, press the attack, and aery if you chose anything else, you may be mentally challenged, I know I am. The new runes remove the ability to have any fucking defensive stats and offensive stats, I can't start a game with 15 ap/ad some armor and mr anymore, or chose to just run nothing but life attackspeed or liferegen for shits and giggles. No I have to chose between either, ONLY tank stats so hp armor/mr and start with no bonus damage, or ONLY damage and die like a fucking wet noodle, the fuck is with you riot? Did one of you get killed by a fucking 19/0/0 zed and say "hey what if he just designed the whole season to just make EVERYONE an assassin?" Sounds good paul go ahead and pass that crack pipe here!

Then you get the new runes of course make some champs fucking annoying. Any game with a jax we just ignore him and ff once it hits 15 because nothing we can fucking do matters, he'll just get a pentakill if we gank him, or take 3 towers, 600 cs, 2 inhibitors 3 of our teamates and FINALLY die with around 15k gold in his pocket. Irelia is the most lazily designed champ in the fucking game, this bitch has no animations she just flies around doing true damage and killing everyone under 2 seconds, fuck just make her passive nasus's e, but apply it to anyone within twelve thousand miles of you. Ezreal? Oh you can eat a bag of dicks you fucking boygirl, taric doesn't even like you now. Lucian? wtf are you, you're dashing around while blasting up the hood and causing riots in the street...get it? it's funny because he has two guns and is racist. And you know what, fuck lee sin. Idc he's not broken I still hate him.

All of riot consists of 36 skin designers all getting oral service underneath their desks, as they should. LOOK AT THESE SKINS! Riot! I have to pay bills and eat! C'MON! only two people are left in the balancing department the rest quit and installed dota 2, the punishment peeps all got cancer because of the toxicity.

Season 8 preview looks like this. Burst! MOAR BURST! Counterplay? uuh just dont get bursted dummy, jeez. 10/10 would keep playing fallout again.