Oh. I see I am an idiot.
And this entire time I thought Anivia, Annie, Ashe, Blitzrank, Brand, Braum, Cassiopeia, Cho'Gath, Darius, Dr. Mundo, Draven, Evelynn, Ezreal, Fiddlesticks, Galieo, Gankplank, Garen, Heimerdinger, Illaoi, Janna, Jayce, Jhin, Jinx, Karma, Karthus, Kayle, Kennen, Kog'Maw, Lissandra, Lulu, Lux, Malzahar, Master Yi, Miss Fortune, Mordekaiser, Morgana, Nami, Nasus, Nunu, Olaf, Orianna, Rammus, Rumble, Ryze, Shaco, Singed, Sion, Sivir, Skarner, Sona, Soraka, Swain, Syndra, Tahm Kench, Taric, Teemo, Trundle, Twisted Fates, Twitch, Udyr, Urgot, Varus, Veigar, Vel'Koz, Viktor, Vladimir, Volibear, Xerath, Yorick, Zed, Zilean and Zyra didn't have dashes, be it a line skill shot, point and click or even AOE.
I, of course, do not include blinks as dashes so Ezreal, Fiddlesticks, Master Yi, Lissandra, Shaco and Zed are here on this list. You know, these are champs that would have no issues going throw Poppy's W using all their abilities.
And the ults of Twisted Fates and Tahm are teleports so they must be on this list.
I am bad at this game if I didn't know that all these champs had dashes. Wow.
Like, really, I must be a horrible player. I should quit.