Braum's Darkest Moment

Last night I was enjoying a Team Builder game as our favorite mustached man Braum. I was carrying my puny team as usual with my large muscles and even larger and more magnificent mustache. Later into the game, my mid laner (Anivia) walked into a bush in the enemy jungle and began to recall due to her health being at about half. I walked into the other side of the bush and stood next to her in order to recall near her and protect her if needs be. Little did I know, there was a teemo mushroom planted right next to where she was recalling...unfortunately I stood right on top of it causing it to explode, stopping her recall and lowering her health to about 25%. I offered a humble and awkward, "Uhhh...sorry!". Her response, "You should be." She and I both then proceeded to recall once again. The mood was tense and all would have ended well...if it weren't for the deathly pillars of light that descended over our heads. I hardly had time to exclaim in horror as I watched Anivia get blown up by Karthus' morbid rage. As the dark magic cleared, I once again I began my recall, now standing alone next to the lifeless form of my once beautiful birdy. I sheepishly said to her, "I...just killed you...I'm sorry." Her response from the grave? "Yes. Yes you did."

Braum was never the same after that moment. All the fluffy poros in the world could not remove the burden of guilt he felt at causing the loss of a most beautiful creature and fellow inhabitant of the Freljord.