Annie dodged all 3 of my Xerath ults by standing completely still...

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See, this is how low ELOs can win aganist high ELOs.

They are so predictable, they are unpredictable.

Basically how I feel in Rocket League.

Some noobs don't rush the ball but generally when you rush the ball even if you're rushing alone you can't score right away unless you go a certain speed, so they just wait until I rush and then hit it in my goal.

Noobs throw me off.

This. I always miss Morgana Qs against low elo people because they never try to dodge them. I'm used to shooting them where the enemy will go, rather than aiming at them. It works except when they stand still.

This is why I can never be madlifed.

This is why my Panth ults in ARAM actually hit things. Because I have no idea what I am doing.

Bronze tactics...

Then you mean Kikis is low elo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GmR014S2Yc that "unpredicable" made me remember this video

I sometimes mess up my attacking moving and kiting at low elo because I expect people to run away when a Jax jumps on them, so i try to stutter ahead of them but its turns out they just stand there and i actually run out of range briefly trying to lead their escape.

I love you. My liver hates you though.

i am bronze and still dont have that much alcohol in the house. example: i shot = 1.5 fl oz. lets say we take a bottle of Jaegermeister (coincidentally i have one in my freezer, thus the example) that's 750 ml =/= 25.5 oz = thats 17 shots

so after 3 waves my precious bottle would be gone (if it was full, which it isnt)

and after 1 bottle of Jaeger i wouldnt hit cs anymore anyways!

After every CS? Damn

How about per kills

Every kill = Sip of beer, Double for double kills Triple, Quadras and Aces = 1 shot Pentakill = Chug your beer

i would try it. i played one where i took a shot every time i died as . went through half a bottle of bourbon in one game.

i suck at .

Roll Nasus on ARAM, buy Targon's. Watch Brand blow up every wave with his full combo before you can Q. Finish the game sober.

My God...The flashbacks are real

I love how Wario and Peach just NOPE right off the cliff.

At least Mario tried...

What the hell "Talent Development Specialist" is even suppose to be?

it looked exactly like that lol

League of Immobility is the new League of Mobility.

I do this a lot. I stun the enemy with a gold card, then I throw my wild cards and miss. =(

Reminds me of the Dunkey video where he was Wukong and stood still outside a bush to run away.

Unless you have very slightly higher than normal movespeed, or a dash,or invincibility, or displacement of any kind, etc.

. that is all.

I know...its bloody genius, not to mention devious and crafty.

that's exactly how I felt during poro king mode.

"hey a snow ball....hey a snow ball....hey a snow ball..."