Please Stop Matching Us With Someone We Just Reported
The enemy Xerath from one of my Hexakill games last night was being really rude and salty for literally no reason. After the game I did my civic duty and reported him and then queued up for a new round. Imagine my surprise when I see that now he is on my team and I'll have to play with the jerk.
I picked
and he selected
. I so desperately wanted to be that beast Zilean and save lives and wreck fools but sadly I couldn't for him. I remember the indignant words that he spoke to me one time he noticed that I deliberately sped myself away from him and left him to die while holding onto my ult.
After pinging "Enemy Missing" furiously over Zilean's head
"Uhhhhh ULT???"
"It's not for you."
"Wow, I didn't know salt carried across matches."
"Salt preserves all things."
Now I didn't want things to be that way Rito. But by throwing me back into the ring with a sour little miscreant like that, you placed the power back in my hands to take care of business. Please fix the matchmaking so that when we report someone we won't have to deal with them again.
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