I just had the displeasure of playing with the most garbage player in all of League of Legends.

FioraWillCarry··2 votes·1,473 views

https://matchhistory.lan.leagueoflegends.com/es/#match-details/LA1/665165068/2093870404807072?tab=overview

One of the 10 players in that match is him. I can't say because rules :sigh:

Anyways, it should be obvious who it is. I just had to post this. That player is straight up, pure born fuckin garbage. I've played this game for like 4 years and I have never ever seen a player this bad. This player is just the very definition of trash. If you look up trash or shit in the dictionary, you would see him next to the definition. You've never truly experienced this game until you play with garbage of his caliber. He is a whole other level of trash. I'm seriously doubting that this guy is even human. Maybe somewhere out there a team of scientists are doing experiments to determine the intelligence of some kind of experimental lump of shit that could think and queuing up for this game was one of these tests. You ever had one of those shits like a diarrhea type shit that's all black and green and watered down and smelly as fuck? Now imagine that x100. That's this guy. This guy should be a celebrity. It's inhuman to be that fuckin trash at anything. I dare any of you to show me a player more garbage than this one. I assure you, you cannot. This is a once in a lifetime kinda garbage.

So I warn, you ever see this guy in your lobby, dodge, report, send tickets. If you value your LP and your sanity, do not and I repeat do not play with this guy. If you see him on the enemy team just ff and give them the win. You'd be doing your fellow man a great service by not allowing this ultimate trash of a player to drive them insane. It's worth the LP loss to preserve the sanity of 4 poor souls who happen to get inflicted with that level of garbage on their team through no fault of their own. Do your part today!

15 Comments

Kalikain12 votes

You never said what he actually did? Judging by the whole right side, everyone was bad. This post is trash. (haha)

FioraWillCarry1 votes

A single player was the cause of all that. 4 minutes into the game, the most snowball champ in this meta got 4 kills. No one wanted to play after that. Did I mention that this player is the most trash player I have ever seen in any game my entire life?

Elite4Runner9 votes

Yeah, tbh you just sound bitter and salty af

Bârd3 votes

Oh wow that player really is trash.

Losing lane to Garen as Fiora? What a nub.

Only Mid Veigar2 votes

I didn't know Riot put in a script to let you play with yourself.

Inkling Commando1 votes

ooh. crit insult.

MankeyMadness1 votes

Not your teams job to win your lane. Learn how to play from behind, relax and get back in the game. Everyone loses, just move on from each loss with the thought; "What could I have done better? What would Apdo/Boxbox/Challenger Fiora mains do?"

FioraWillCarry1 votes

I don't want them to win my lane. I want them to not give 1000 gold away to someone on the enemy team in the first 5 minutes. I'm not asking much.

Who is Taliyah1 votes

I think everyone who gets matched with you gets the displeasure of playing with a very toxic and tilted player.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

I honestly don't care. If I spoke Spanish, I'd have a chat ban on that account and it would be worth it to let that trash know what I think of him. I really don't give two and a half fucks if people think I'm an asshole. I am an asshole. It puts a smile on my face knowing you recognized that. I'd rather be the asshole than the nice dude. Someone feeds in my game, I'll be glad to tell then what a shit stain I think they are. That's who I am. I'm not gonna pretend otherwise.

RakanButTHICCer1 votes

i upvoted because this is by far the funniest rant about a feeder my eyes have ever been graced with.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

xD Glad to make your day. [slayer-jinx-wink]

fire2631 votes

This is more funny than anything, and I will let you know I laughed for a while after reading this.

But come on, you're telling me you have never had a bad game or anything in your entire life? Have a little sympathy and don't just flame the player. And btw this is the NA boards so someone playing against or with the person who I assume you're talking about is very unlikely. Still appreciate the good laugh though.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

I've had lots of bad games but I was never that bad. I would rather play with new player, playing his second game than play with that trash. I'd fuckin rather he afked. I'd rather shit in a bag, and duo with it than play with this dude.

Kai Guy1 votes

Change your name. Fiora Did not infact carry. May I recommend FioraMightCarry?

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