How to Get a Girlfriend off of League! no joke

Paladin 0f Life·2/20/2018, 11:56:00 PM·4 votes·469 views

See it is a well documented fact that benighted people tend to get emotional during arguments in order to preserve their perception of reality. See when the mind's interpretation of the world is challenged, most people tend to put up a sort of mental wall to protect their known truths known only by themselves. This is why we have war, this is why we allow the government to allow sub-par education that is taught the same way it was over 100 years ago. Not only do we have proof that people learn certain ways, we also know self-education and thought provoked learning to be superior to dang near every other type of learning. So why a am I paying 10s of 1000s of dollars to sit in on verbal lectures that do nothing to me because I am a visual and applicative learner? Because at the time I thought college was necessary and looked down on others for being "uneducated" LOL!!! I was so wrong.

You gotta learn about life first before you understand how to get shipped to waifu. Keep reading till the end I promise there is a point.

You see paying money for a useless degree in an exponentially decreasing workforce is stupid. You can get one far cheaper online and most likely learn more information and become significantly more employable since you have more time to explore job options and actually have experience. But I held on to that belief why? Because I was ignorant about life coming from a farm in a town of 400 in rural south-eastern United States. That is why I cannot spell well or speak big words the proper way, because I taught myself, since I was never gifted to be around a high academic community. Because of this I always ran circles around my peers and was never given proper resources to get to my full potential.

But time has taught me that it is dumb to let peoples opinions and negative criticism affect me, if you criticize my work that is a reflection on my work not of myself. So yes if you are wood 6 then that just means you have to come at it in a different way. It doesnt mean you are dumb or useless or insert chat log.

So yeah, realizing that your beliefs and ideals are just that; thoughts that are in your brain and nothing else. Then you can really grow as a person, scholar and your desired future self. If not, then you stay closed off and will surmount to the same place you are at and you will never improve as much as you could if at all, and that improvement is more than you can even imagine if you stop thinking you know things... you dont, no one does.

Being stuck in a small town it was difficult for me to understand different cultures and the actions of groups of people, but I opened my mind and now relate and understand how people think, and act the ways they do.

You know nothing, you never will, you a human so stop trying to perfect because it is not a real outcome, ever, in any circumstance. Accept that you are dumb; we all are and if you think you arent then well you just proved my point. And knowing this, move on, strive more, and do the best you can. Screw peoples' judgement and opinions, they are worthless.

So lets cut all the quibbling on boards and grow up like the adult you should be or want to be. This applies to league the same way it applies to life, accept failure so you can move on and learn, or you will go your whole life being the person no one likes. Do this and you can even get a girlfriend. Because the key to women is confidence and goals. Set goals, fail, attain them and grow. There is a reason people are not in relationships and that is because they are immature in aspects they cant see because they dont know how to look at themselves from another point of veiw.

You dont have to be strong, you dont have to be attractive even( I wish i wasnt bsing this part), you dont have to have money, or a nice car or whatever. No one really cares about that and if you or they do, then you certainly should not be in a relationship because that will explode larger and longer than Chernobyl .

All you have to do is work on who you want to become, and be confident in who you are, it really is that simple. Women love confidence they can smell it in the air. If you dont believe me, get a girlfriend and see how many women flock to you and hit on you. It is astounding. Its not because you are single, or shipped. It is because you are confident and happy with who you are. Because once you are in a happy, lasting and loving relationship youll notice that it was because you let the toxic ones give you wisdom, it is because you grew from your failures, it is because you accepted and are happy with who you are and everyone else will too. [slayer-jinx-catface]

3 Comments

Finn Teh Human2/21/2018, 12:11:28 AM4 votes

wat lol

Eedat2/21/2018, 1:00:53 AM3 votes

What the actual fuck is this thread? Cringe.

FooDang2/21/2018, 12:47:38 AM2 votes

TLDR

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