I feel kind of bullshit that I am 800 armor Malphite and Yasuo can still rekt me

The Deckowner··11 votes·4,289 views

Malphite item 3110 item 3047 item 3075 item 3143 item 3143 item 3143

over 4k hp, 800 armor, 12% damage reduction from basic attacks, 30% reduce damage from crit.

Still gets shred, slowed and draintanked by Yasuo with frozen mellet and no last whisper.

How is this fair and healthy?

46 Comments

LEBLANKKK TIME10 votes

You mean that game where you were dumpstering them and was 25-5 as full tank? Don't give me you're bull shit kid you seriously fucked up got to cocky went in w/o ur team they took 30 seconds to kill you then they ran it down mid; you made this thread get the fuck out of here with you're bull shit thanks /thread

The Deckowner4 votes

It was a teamfight I dived their back line killed their adc cuz they didnt peel for him for shit, my team fought the rest of them 4v4 and this yasuo with like half hp just chased me down the lane with frozen mellet and lifesteals to full, flat out bullshit.

Kukan Seishin1 votes

Oh no a full damage carry can kill a tank what bs yeah sure.... The door is that way >

Yaśuo Main1 votes

i know i havent said this before for a while, but its easy to lifesteal off of something that has no damage and the fact that it has reduced armor + frozen mallet procs

EndlessSorcerer8 votes

You had absolutely no damage outside of Thornmail and Yasuo ignores a percentage of bonus armor.

If you had Sunfire Cape and Iceborn Gauntlet (rather than a Randuin's Omen and Frozen Heart), you'd have had a much better chance of winning.

The Deckowner4 votes

he didn't even fucking ult me.

and my damage is basically meaningless since he has warlord and BT.

SaltyKracka1 votes

If you have that much armor, he's not lifestealing shit off of you.

He out-DPSed you, that's all.

Billy VoHagen2 votes

If you had 800 armor and he had no last whisper, and he did not ult, I find it extremely hard to believe that he killed you as easily as you say.

CancerBasedGod4 votes

Did he ult someone else? The %pen is a buff to Yas, not a debuff to people hit. Once he trips it he has 15 seconds to hit whoever he wants and penetrate 50% bonus armor.

The Deckowner1 votes

maybe he did.

Chembaron Yamada2 votes

Tbh, I think that should be changed. Doesn't really feel intuitive that Yasuo is able to penetrate my bonus armor because he was ulting my teammate 10 seconds ago.

CancerBasedGod1 votes

The thing is it could be a target armor shred but then his team would get the benefit too... Honestly though Yas is just gamebreaking if people are using him for the right reasons. Windwall, 95% bonus armor pen...

Chembaron Yamada2 votes

I am pretty sure it is possible to code it that way that just Yasuo gets the benefit of the armor shred even if it is a debuff on the enemy hit. ô.o

CancerBasedGod1 votes

Maybe but that would be kinda weird on his ult.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

Why weird? Thematically it would make more sense. Why should Yasuo be able to penetrate my teammates armor when he was slicing my armor in the air? Did he use my armor as a sharpening stone or what? xD

CancerBasedGod1 votes

I just meant for game consistency. Most things like that are self casted buffs, or enemy targeted debuffs, not enemy targeted self buffs.

It would probably be good though.

Critmaster Garen2 votes

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You had absolutely no damage outside of Thornmail and Yasuo ignores a percentage of bonus armor.

If you had Sunfire Cape and Iceborn Gauntlet (rather than a Randuin's Omen and Frozen Heart), you'd have had a much better chance of winning.

malphites damage scales with armor though.

his w empowered auto attacks hit like a truck on 800 armor, and so does his w.

9 X5 votes

That's because it is bullshit. There's definitely a balance problem if you fully counterbuild an AD or AP and you're still on borrowed time, even before considering you're doing so with a champion that is supposed to rank among the best at withstanding AD.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo4 votes

oh so now we are back to yasou hate ok .. its been a while

oSEXYPLATYPUSo3 votes

a champ with high mobility, free crit, free armor pen, a shield and a wind wall to make him safe. can use Q and ult through minions and while you are knocked up and he ults you cant target him or stop his ult .

seems fair and balanced

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol why downvoted?

do people not see the satire in the post

Yaśuo Main2 votes

a champ that regens hp just for being passive, free armor pen for attacking with an aoe damage that can do 1000 mid game, an ult that does 300 magic damage rank one and can do as much as a darius ult in true damage in scenarios, gets free armor and MR just for cs'ing, and can activate that effect to take reduced damage, and can do stupid damage just by building tank, not to mention that one of the enemies will have a crapton of true damage done to them for even getting a kill

guess who that is? Garen

i just did the same thing you did with yasuo, every champ can be made op if i do the same thing, anymore champs that are "OP"? this is kinda fun

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

lol but yasou still out damages garen ... at least garen can be kited and have issues vs ranged champs

zero gap close....

and this item alone shuts down any chance garen can kill you item 3053

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

bring it on idiots

Divine Winds2 votes

His ult ignores 30 or 40 or 50% of your armor

sucks

Pang Y2 votes

yeah that is bullshit lol. Tabis and 3 randuins and thornmail, you still dont win xd just remove the armor pen on his ult plox xx

DoomRPG2 votes

Riot made the decision that late game damage should ALWAYS outscale defense, by that logic I dont see the issue

The Deckowner2 votes

If he built a lastwhisper and went full damage I would have no problem with that, but he went frozen mellet which is a semi-tank item and he did not build a lastwhisper or its upgrade, this means he straight up did not invest any of his item slot to counter my armor and went for a semi-defensive item as one of the 6 slots meaning he has only 4 straight up damage items and boot. I know that any other ADC with 4 damage item, a semi defensive item and a boot with no lastwhisper won't even scratch my 800 armor malphite with e attackspeed slow.

DoomRPG2 votes

Yasuo has much better base stats and scalings then any adc, plus he may have still had his ult proc'd lasts a bloody generation, plus can I get a scaling of how fast is "shredded slowed and draintanked by yasuo" it may have been absurdly quick for you, but to that yas player he was simply right clicking mashing Q waiting for 800 AR 4k hp malphite to die after a few centuries.

The Deckowner1 votes

It's a dumb chase from red side tier 2 to river.

also the fact that he is still able to aa me effectively with 30% attackspeed slow from randuin and 50% attackspeed slow from E is just obnoxious. He only built 1 attackspeed item.

Ahristocats2 votes

because he's MELEE, not having 600 range on all your AA makes it so you need tons of stuff to be viable in league this is how it works, take a look at GP fiora or other viable hyper carry melee

CancerBasedGod2 votes

Was going to try and explain this, so I looked at the match history, and now I'm just super confused. They were all physical how did this turn into a loss... Wow that Ashe never finished build in 50 min... Maybe you just needed a real adc?

The Deckowner1 votes

well Ashe is garbage but I don't think that got anything to do with yasuo shreding me.

Rock MD2 votes

Well for one, he has 50% lifesteal at low health, so if you can't offer a consistent source of DPS he's not going to die.

Two, it's Yasuo. He gets 50% bonus armor pen from his ulti so that's more like 400 armor.

Three, could you not have built Funfire Cape + DMP instead of a second and third Randuin's? I strongly feel that would have made you more of a presence in that game than triple Randuin's.

Sure early on it'd make sense but if you make the game last that long you kinda deserve to have your advantage nullified. Especially when they took significantly more objectives than your team.

The Deckowner1 votes

My bot lane was basically inting the entire game with my mid and I trying to carry them on our back, it was painful as fuck when ur adc doesn't finish full build in a 50 minute game and did least damage out of all 10 players.

I had cinderhulk and deadman before but I realized they all built qss so cinderhulk damage is basically meaningless and the extra hundred or so damage from deadman is just another auto from my w active. randuin gives me better passive stat as well as crit damage reduction against 3 crit champions.

Ultra Rapid Fyre2 votes

zero barons to 3... 7 inhibs to zero... 11 towers to 4... 3 dragons to 2 ( one was elder which is basically useless if you dont get more normal dragons )

I mean... congrats on your score? but your ability to push objectives completely and i mean COMPLETELY sucks

Your team has NO grievous wounds asside from LBs tomb which is simply not enough to handle an enemy team with 2 adcs, a tryndamere and yasuo who are melee crit machines, and a hecarim who heals through any damage in the zone of his W

Getting a item 3165 or item 3033 ( btw your W active would have made this hit everyone around you ) could have literally changed the turnout of the match.

The issue isnt those champions or how they interacted with you, its your gear choices are just flat out stupid, your ability to push objectives sucks, and youd rather try to cry about some mechanic in the game which you could have countered if you simply used your brain.

Move along

The Deckowner1 votes

It's hard to push objective and win teamfight when your adc is straight up retarded, 50 minute game still not full build, runs out randomly instead of stay with support who can peel.

My decision making as full tank malphite has absolutely 0 influence to the game as we can not take meaningful objectives after fights(no adc) nor can we deal with the amount of damage threat from the enemy(3 ad carry+hecarim vs Tank malphite Tank Chogath Mage LB and support morgana). The reason we lost the game has no relevance to the post, we lost because our adc is retarded not because yasuo is op.

Escheton1 votes

His core dualing kit has a slow and a speed up. He should be able to chase down a <45%cdr Malphite.

Which then turns it into a simple dual. One a full tank without sunfire simply should not win without help.

agbudar1 votes

Rammus is the real counter to Yasuo and that would be purely because rammus would "outdamage" him XD

JackMcSnipeyz1 votes

Maybe dont build like a bronze5 player and learn to maximize your item's passive instead of buying 6 thornmale and bashing your head against the wall screaming "WHY ISNT THIS WORKING???"

And yasuo is annoying, yes...

Ahristocats1 votes

1: stacking tons of armor and hp becomes more efficient the more you do it, try to get other utility items like item 3109 it also allows you to survive more if your queen can deal tons of damage

2: hyper carry=kills everything in late game, you aren't expected to 1v1 him in late game, but tank damage for your team so other hyper carries kill him

Ralanr1 votes

I don't think that the crit reduction stacks.

The Deckowner1 votes

it actually does, since it's not a unique passive or anythibg, it's just a stat.

Kukan Seishin1 votes

I'm sorry are you saying a full tank should beat someone who is all damage? You ACTUALLY think that that is ok? Of course, late game yasuo even without a last whisper and ult will shred you, he probably has some form of lifesteal as well, in which case with the extra health from mallet you can't win, deal with it, you aren't a duelist with malphite unless the enemy is braindead

agbudar1 votes

actually i think that alhough this will sound really strange to you but with this build instead item 3047 item 3110 item 3068 item 3143 item 3143 item 3001 . you would most likely outdamaged him instead.

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