Took 352 damage from raptor camp's BotRK while in lane, AMA

1 800 GGTOOEZ·Jul 11, 2017·91 votes·4,421 views

At least according to death recap.

54 Comments

Alex h8721Jul 11, 201777 votes

Oh damn the raptors executed enough people on their 1st clear to buy a Botrk, i think were in trouble guys.

Sire HippingtonJul 11, 20178 votes

well, they need it to get to the top of junglemonster rankings, i guess their killcount still is far from the most terrifying jungle monster ever...The big Wraith, it was so poverfull that riot removed it from playable maps in Oct. 17th 2012. They may claim other reasons for the TT revamp, but they just couldn't stand a jungle monster haveing a positive K/D/A

The LexerJul 11, 201733 votes

Imagine a tank jungler trying to kill the raptor camp, but every raptor has a bork.

Asayake 5150glowJul 11, 20171 votes

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Imagine a tank jungler trying to kill the raptor camp, but every raptor has a bork.

Hahahh,

Too bad the jungler would just oneshot them if he had smite up, raptors are surprisingly squish after early game.

I suck at JhinJul 12, 20171 votes

There's 6 raptors...

Something like malphite would have to ult raptor camp or he would simply die because they all would have to hit him like 5 times and he's dead, and if you didn't notice, they attack quite fast, WITHOUT Botrk.

Asayake 5150glowJul 12, 20171 votes

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There's 6 raptors...

Something like malphite would have to ult raptor camp or he would simply die because they all would have to hit him like 5 times and he's dead, and if you didn't notice, they attack quite fast, WITHOUT Botrk.

I'm pretty sure Malph's E+Smite+auto would kill the fat raptor and the surrounding miniraptors, then finishing the minis with small AoE autos. Plus, Malph is kinda an exception, he's got very low burst, especially AoE. Take Zac or Gragas, both of them would oneshot the entire camp with smite

I suck at JhinJul 12, 20174 votes

That's only assuming raptors didn't hijack summoner spells and can't buy other items.

RikariJul 12, 20173 votes

next up they take dragon,baron and blow the nexus because those things take so long to reset they're borderline towerdiving

HåppyJul 11, 201737 votes

But did Infernal drake shoot you with the Statikk Shiv?

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 11, 201711 votes

I understood that reference.

Corvo AttanoJul 12, 20175 votes

I didn't understand that reference.

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 12, 201710 votes

Sneaky checked his death recap on stream to see how he got bursted, and infernal drake did a few hundred damage to him with its Statikk Shiv, despite the fight happening right at the wall of the enemy base.

Dasdi96Jul 11, 201718 votes

I have taken 266 true damage from red buffs binding light according to death recap.

EndlessSorcererJul 11, 201714 votes

They are learning how to use tools...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cq7XHpqSvxA/TXVlsbmsTqI/AAAAAAAAADA/9DTdKOzyBPw/s1600/monocle.gif

Nami Want SalamiJul 12, 201713 votes

https://i.gyazo.com/e329ba416d8df2230b3ccfd05b1a4cc9.png item 3153 Fuck with me bitch

Radical ØJul 12, 20175 votes

Can I get some nudes?

TheMinezJul 12, 20178 votes

Here are your noods https://budgetbytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Garlic-Noodles-front.jpg

rubberduckie666Jul 11, 201710 votes

guys please no need to worry about bork raptors when flash does 2800 physical damage. flash is the real danger

LSmaster16Jul 12, 20175 votes

This is the real reason why everyone takes flash

Hyrum GraffJul 12, 20172 votes

Who wouldn't want The Flash on their team?

BrascusJul 11, 20177 votes

Ivern so that's how they got all that gold

Eevee In A JarJul 11, 20175 votes

Did you get rekt?

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 11, 201710 votes

Pretty hard, didn't even see them. Think Riot needs to tone down their range.

Eevee In A JarJul 11, 20172 votes

rito pls

Judge StevenJul 12, 20172 votes

Global raptor auto range... https://media.giphy.com/media/eulSsZQaRYuIM/source.gif

MagikarpIsBossJul 12, 20175 votes

I love it when the nasus gets an assist for using his 250 damage item 3087 proc, despite literally no one having the item in the game.

AlienPrimateJul 12, 20175 votes

When you're playing Galio and Syndra hits you with that Bulwark status effect.

http://i.imgur.com/e0x356D.png

ChuShoeJul 12, 20174 votes

we all know how vicious the new chickens are, but what we didn't know they were smuggling weapons out of the weapon shop.

Critmaster GarenJul 12, 20173 votes

so thats why raptors are so op.

i think ive been killed by an enemy summoner heal once. at least thats what death recap said.

Weasel KenseiJul 12, 20171 votes

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so thats why raptors are so op.

Yeah, the big chicken has the botrk, and the little chickens have Blade(s) of the Ruined Princes... I know, I know... was funny to me.

MonkeyMadnessJul 12, 20173 votes

One time an ally killed me with flash so I think I got you beat...

5301Jul 12, 20173 votes

Tits or ass?

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 12, 20171 votes

Tits.

leona4lyfeJul 11, 20172 votes

That camp is for certain champions. Change your rotation. Each Jungler is different when it comes to jungle mobs.

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 12, 20175 votes

I wasn't jungling, I was in bot lane.

leona4lyfeJul 12, 20171 votes

kekekekeke

MelledoneusJul 12, 20172 votes

So...

...nobody's even going to mention Evelynn's passive dealing damage to us despite not being in the game? What kind of gameplay post is this?!?

AeszarckJul 11, 20171 votes

How do I get to Master tier?

BrascusJul 11, 20177 votes

You must first be quarantined and certified before being adopted from the zoo, we don't just boost any ape Heimerdinger

1 800 GGTOOEZJul 11, 20173 votes

Learn how to BotRK someone you can't even see from across the map.

l Helios lJul 12, 20171 votes

It's funny that I never look at death recap, but I really need to remember to check it out sometime.

Its All SkillzzJul 12, 20173 votes

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It's funny that I never look at death recap, but I really need to remember to check it out sometime.

but how will you see that leblancs shatter orb delt 3k mixed damage without a leblanc in the game.

l Helios lJul 12, 20171 votes

These memes are 2 much. Simply un Volibear able