Let's Have Some Fun! [Create Your Own Item!]
So we are going to have some fun here and just everyone post your own idea of an item, do not worry about balancing or whether the item would be blatantly OP or not. The rules are simply create the most fun item you can think of which most likely through passive, auras, or actives. Just be as creative as possible and have fun! List your item's name, build recipe, total gold cost, statistics and such.
I will begin with creating a fun concept of my own; remember that there is no goal here rather than just creating fun items for creativity and fun times together as a community!
Taco Cannon: Recipe: B.F. Sword (1550g) + Aether Wisp (850g) + 800g = 3200g
Statistics: +80 Attack Damage +40 Ability Power +7% Movement Speed UNIQUE Active: Fire a large taco in the target direction to ride on (60 seconds cooldown). If the taco hits an enemy unit then the taco explodes leaving pieces of it nearby for you and ally champions to pick up and eat to restore 50 Health; upon collision you will jump high in the air to land on your opponents head to deal 150(+50%Bonus AD)(+30%AP) physical damage. If the taco does not collide with anything then upon reaching the end of its path you will wipe out to deal 5% of your maximum health to yourself and stun yourself for 1.25 seconds.
Taco surfing is hard work man, wiping out ain't cool man, you got to be a man man and face your foe head on man! Tacos ain't for cowards man!
I am really interested to see all the ideas that you can come up with and really hoping you guys participate in this fun activity! ~ Stacona
P.S. I think it would be really cool if a couple of Rioters came and participate in the fun to see what wacky ideas for items they might have cooped up and interact with the community!
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